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Old 08-17-2015, 04:57 AM   #81
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I'm not saying this to be funny or put him down, but just saying. Maybe?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome
Why you gotta call me out like that, man?

Kidding aside, I do have AS. And I'll be the first to admit that it took me a long, long time to get more, ahem, socially adjusted - and a lot of that is only in part due to my friends knocking enough sense into me. I still have my faults but I can manage for the most part.

The upside is that I'm not so clueless as to brag about things I had no part in earning. If that was the case I could add a few more Porsches to my "garage".
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Old 08-17-2015, 05:48 AM   #83
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Why you gotta call me out like that, man?

Kidding aside, I do have AS. And I'll be the first to admit that it took me a long, long time to get more, ahem, socially adjusted - and a lot of that is only in part due to my friends knocking enough sense into me. I still have my faults but I can manage for the most part.

The upside is that I'm not so clueless as to brag about things I had no part in earning. If that was the case I could add a few more Porsches to my "garage".
Cheers to you bro! AS is not an easy thing to deal with!! Here's to hoping, that the person in question, can gain some of your social awareness!!!

Timco, Keep the gold coming bro!!!!
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Old 08-17-2015, 06:07 AM   #84
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I love you guys.

Thanks for the prognosis that you fine educated people provided

Hey guys,

Are you guys ready for your RFID implant? Mandatory if you make less than 250k a year or you will have to pay a new tax if you do not want it.

Pretty much it's going to start rolling out with people that got the Obamacare. Those people have SIGNED to get assistance and that is one of their obligations for requesting this aid. If they do not want it, payback what they gave you a fee and a tax.

Then after they have all that lot, they will say, "come get your chip implant and we will give you $500, your driver license, debit cards social security and passport is all in there, no more wallets" and people by the masses will come and get that on for the $500

Then the last bunch will be the ones that don't want the $500 but make less than $250k a year. They will slowly add a "what are you hiding tax" until that segment is filled.

Pretty much guys, they will track you guys like cattle and call me crazy all you want but time is ticking folks.

There is a power above all that will track people by knowing their locations, vital signs, economy, they will have birth control in that chip and this is just the begging.


Call me crazy but the super rich want to know exactly who is on this earth to extinguish the poor and needy. The ones that consume resources and do not create jobs.

You guys have been warned.

You guys can make fun of me all you want. I laugh with you guys 🏻God knows I enjoy the silliness.

But now that I have your attention, please seek Jesus and try to relocate out of the Americas. Social unrest is coming. I swear you guys would not believe who I have dinner with, but he is higher than our president and I assure you the U.S. as you know it, is coming to an end.

So enjoy your 986's while you can.
Laugh at my dumb posts or selfies whatever, sorry if I hurt you, that's just a distraction.

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Old 08-17-2015, 06:41 AM   #85
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[QUOTE=Mr.JonathanLanda;461916] I love you guys.

Thanks for the prognosis that you fine educated people provided

Hey guys,

Are you guys ready for your RFID implant? Mandatory if you make less than 250k a year or you will have to pay a new tax if you do not want it.

Thanks for the warning! I know I'm late to the party, but how much money do you actually make? I don't want to know how much allowance your daddy gives you.
I want'to know how much money you, yourself actually earn out in the real world? Less than 250K perhaps?
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Wow!

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I love you guys.



Thanks for the prognosis that you fine educated people provided



Hey guys,



Are you guys ready for your RFID implant? Mandatory if you make less than 250k a year or you will have to pay a new tax if you do not want it.



Thanks for the warning! I know I'm late to the party, but how much money do you actually make? I don't want to know how much allowance your daddy gives you.

I want'to know how much money you, yourself actually earn out in the real world? Less than 250K perhaps?
My allowance? My gas card. I can use as much fuel as my heart could want. I love driving.


My earnings.
Last year 700k
This year I'm at 456k
I get a percentage of every franchise and rent we own, daily.
Today's earning was $1249.00 and it's only 8:58


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Just when we thought he was gone.......
The wannabe little boy has to come back and polluted this forum with his BS narcissistic crap.

It really is sad that his parents are such losers that they raised such a poor example of a human being

No one cares how much money or what things they have because it doesn't matter to any of us. Some of us have much more and others have much less. The difference is none of us have the need or desire to tell everyone about it because we have self esteem.

Even his forum name reeks with self importance

DONT FEED THE TROLL
Just ignore him

If he asks for help
ignore him

if he makes stupid ignorant comments
ignore him

if he posts his irrelevant pictures and videos
ignore him


DONT FEED THE TROLL
I would like to add one:

Don't quote trolls. (It screws up blocking lists.....)
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I would like to add one:

Don't quote trolls. (It screws up blocking lists.....)
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don't quote or feed the troll
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don't quote or feed the troll

I respectfully apologize. It is an obvious waste of time.
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Old 08-17-2015, 10:56 AM   #92
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I respectfully apologize. It is an obvious waste of time.
no, your post was not a waste, the subject is a waste of everything
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Man, I wish the guys at Rennlist had a crack at this.
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Old 08-17-2015, 12:27 PM   #94
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man, i wish the guys at rennlist had a crack at this.
+ omg!!!! Yes!!!
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I'm sorry, but this thread is gold.

Why anyone would want to block this entertainment is beyond me.
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I'm sorry, but this thread is gold.

Why anyone would want to block this entertainment is beyond me.

I know right

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No no no no, I don't think you understand, good sir.

You see, it really doesn't matter how much money you make, or who you are. Let me try to explain.
You could be the richest kid on the planet, either self made or inherited, celebrity or whatnot... And none of that matters because:

You have spent time trying (with incredible effort) to show off your wealth on a backpage Boxster forum to people you don't know or will ever meet.

That is why you are so funny. Thank you sir.
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No no no no, I don't think you understand, good sir.

You see, it really doesn't matter how much money you make, or who you are. Let me try to explain.
You could be the richest kid on the planet, either self made or inherited, celebrity or whatnot... And none of that matters because:

You have spent time trying (with incredible effort) to show off your wealth on a backpage Boxster forum to people you don't know or will ever meet.

That is why you are so funny. Thank you sir.



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