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Old 08-10-2015, 03:48 PM   #1
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(Wanders haplessly in...) Hey guys! What's new?
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Based on your avatar, your poor, bro.
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Based on your avatar, your poor, bro.
And Bro, your Dad was poor too, and you probably eat off the dollar menu while me and my ballers are at the Cheesecake Factory, or Chucky Cheese, or some Cheese place like that. When were done eating we take selfies in front of high dollar cars in the parking lot waiting for our mom to pick us up in her Escalade, while you climb in your sorry-assed Boxster that has a dented fender and drive your poor self home.

Poor guy.
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And Bro, your Dad was poor too, and you probably eat off the dollar menu while me and my ballers are at the Cheesecake Factory, or Chucky Cheese, or some Cheese place like that. When were done eating we take selfies in front of high dollar cars in the parking lot waiting for our mom to pick us up in her Escalade, while you climb in your sorry-assed Boxster that has a dented fender and drive your poor self home.

Poor guy.
Bro, you don't even know what cash looks like.

My dad just traded this in.



To buy this



This is taken at my house, dad uses this on weekends.



And here I am in Dubai with a wealthy prince in his GT3




I live the life you dogs only wish you knew existed, bro!!!
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Old 08-10-2015, 08:15 PM   #5
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Bro, you don't even know what cash looks like.

My dad just traded this in.



To buy this



This is taken at my house, dad uses this on weekends.



And here I am in Dubai with a wealthy prince in his GT3




I live the life you dogs only wish you knew existed, bro!!!
PS: easily one of the best posts of the thread if not the year.
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Very funny Timco. I didn't get it until I read the thread you're mocking.
Now if I can only find the thread all the cat references are about.
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Old 08-12-2015, 04:22 AM   #10
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