JD isn't going anywhere, he's just going to sell his beautiful car to someone that will love and care for it and drive it hard. You don't have to own a Porsche to be a good forum member. You just have to love Porsches.
I have a guy coming to look at my 2000 'S' Sunday. If he buys it he will get a bullet proof car with thousands put into it that I will never re-coop. Well maintained, solid Boxster 'S' are becoming more scarce on the eat coast.
JD I think with that dirt road maybe one of these is in your future (GTS):