DUMBEST Accident You've Ever Had

[WhipE350]

Been driving since 76' and haven't caused an accident yet. Was hit twice but no good story with them except the one at a stop light the lady's husband was in front of me (she hit me from behind) in another car and begged me not to tell the cops she was drunk. Somehow I got between drunk and dumb at a stop light. Go figure. My truck had a scratch on the bumper, her hood was trashed.

My most embarrassing ding was pulling in a parking lot I was checking out a girl and my Dodge truck hit one of those very solid yellow posts. Ya laugh!