Mr. Dodge Magnum

[sd_boxster]

It's not just a station wagon, it's a Dodge station wagon. It's amazing what people will buy if you black out the back windows and name it after an extra-large condom/bullet/insert favorite phallic reference here.

WTF were people who drive those things thinking? "Wow, that's one gangsta hearse, I gotta have it?"

(For the record, I don't think Dodge's market segment knows that a magnum is a 1.5 liter wine bottle, though Busch would probably sell more Natural Light Ice if they offered it in a magnum...)

[extanker]

i get a laugh when the owners look you straight in your face and say "ya know it has a hemi in it"

[Cloudsurfer]

I had to run into the auto parts store yesterday to pick up some car soap, and the counter kid says to me as I'm walking out "Yo maaan, nice Porsche (of course, pronounced in one syllable), you do burnouts in that thing?" I just gave him that "you've got to be kidding me look" and said "umm no, I like a few things on my car, like the clutch, halfshafts, gearbox and I'm not real fond of buying rear tires any more often than I have to." He says back "oh ok maaan.... yea.... that's cool" as I walked out.

[eightsandaces]

Originally Posted by extanker

i get a laugh when the owners look you straight in your face and say "ya know it has a hemi in it"

Oh do tell, educate me for the next inevitable exchange, is that false? He proclaims it loudly.

I was telling my buddy I'm going to burn this and leave it on his windshield..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukunx21UHCA

[extanker]

Originally Posted by eightsandaces

Oh do tell, educate me for the next inevitable exchange, is that false? He proclaims it loudly.

I was telling my buddy I'm going to burn this and leave it on his windshield..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukunx21UHCA

on the other side of the coin a 10 year old corvette will shame a new cs

[Cloudsurfer]

Originally Posted by sd_boxster

It's not just a station wagon, it's a Dodge station wagon. It's amazing what people will buy if you black out the back windows and name it after an extra-large condom/bullet/insert favorite phallic reference here.

WTF were people who drive those things thinking? "Wow, that's one gangsta hearse, I gotta have it?"

(For the record, I don't think Dodge's market segment knows that a magnum is a 1.5 liter wine bottle, though Busch would probably sell more Natural Light Ice if they offered it in a magnum...)

Nicely said