Danger Keychain

[Johnny Danger]

Announcing the new limited edition Johnny Danger keychain . Crafted by Amazonia goddesses , it's special powers will imbue any 986/987 owner with driver expertise . The keychains are extremely rare, and quantities are very limited . Please consult your spiritual adviser and automobile insurance agent before inquiring .

[Johnny Danger]

Numerologists unlock the secret code of the Danger Keychain . 9 = the year that Dr. Porsche was born . 8 refers to the difference in days between the dates Dr. Porsche was born and died. 6 corresponds with the year in which the boxster debuted . And together 9,8,6 = 23 ; when reversed = 3.2 which is the displacement of an "S" motor. Add .3 + .2 and it equals .5 . Deduct .5 from 3.2 and you have 2.7 which corresponds with the base motor . Subtract 2.7 from 3.2 and you have .5 . Multiply .5 x the difference in integers between 3.2 and 2.7 and it = 2.5 which signifies the displacement of the first boxster motor . Coincidence, I think not ! Behold the power of the Danger Keychain !


* Newly discovered Lapis blue

[WhipE350]

You crack me up...thanks for the funny post.

[Johnny Danger]

Further mystery abounds !!!!!

Deep within the tropical rain forest, a recent archaeology "dig" uncovered never before seen relics belonging to the ancient Amazonian Goddess RETSXOB . Not only is it amazing to see how these treasures show a striking resemblance to the Danger Keychain, but the uncanny likeness of their colors to speed yellow, guards red, lapis blue, biarritz white, arctic silver, forest green and black . But, perhaps most importantly, one of the expedition members was able to decipher that the Goddess's name when spelled backwards was an anadrome for BOXSTER. What's even more incredible, is that the Goddess is believe to have lived in the year 986 ! Coincidence ? I think not. Behold the power of the Danger Keychain.

[Allen K. Littlefield]

Good find, vaguely similar to the ancient Venus of Willendorf, just lacking the hole for the chain.


We don't hate you because you are dangerous, we hate you because you are always right!!!


BTW, where DO you find the time?????


AKL

[Johnny Danger]

BTW, where DO you find the time?????


AKL





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