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Originally Posted by Rail26
Those wheels are round...very round.
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"If you can't say anything nice about __________, make something up." That's what my mother taught me to do. She also taught me not to lie, which made the first lesson really hard to pull off.
Reminds me of a buddy's newborn baby. His wife turned to me, beaming with pride over her first little bundle of joy, and said, "Isn't he cute?"
The kid was just about as ugly as a bleached baboon.
So, with great enthusiasm and an upbeat tone, I said, "I've seen a lot of babies and that sure is one of 'em!"
My buddy and his wife smiled and never knew I skirted the truth.