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Old 08-09-2006, 06:10 PM   #1
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Dear 986forum.com members,

I respectfully request that whoever is pissing in dbth's morning bowl of cheerios to please cease as it is causing severe agitation and foaming at the mouth. I also request dbth to look at the bottom of the post and verify that I did indeed make a post and not to read it. 97% of what I have to say is not technical in nature nor helpful in anyway. Just trying to keep it light...I guess I could argue about cops, and corvettes and why my engine light come on, but i thought a picture of a dude with a giant hubcab in his mouth is remotely funny. Bottom Line Up Front (learned that in my business class) DBTH, lighten up dude! Life is too short to be pissed off...you live in NYC and drive a Porsche...what could possibly be getting your panties in a wad?

Submitted with extreme respect and humble intentions,

Rail26

P.S. I will post a schematic of the electrical system or something to make up for my extreme lack of judgement. In the words of Oprah Winfrey "Are you going to eat that?"

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I could deal with some of this ,if this was remotely funny.
This qualifies as stupid ****************.
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Old 08-09-2006, 06:34 PM   #2
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All Hail Rail !!
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Old 08-09-2006, 08:18 PM   #3
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This is without question the greatest thread to ever hit this forum!
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Old 08-09-2006, 08:52 PM   #4
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Rail,

You have an uncanny knack for beginning threads which evoke high emotion from our brother and sister participants.

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Old 08-09-2006, 09:06 PM   #5
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Griz, World Wars and cheesecake recipes have been started and finished by light banter. When Joan of Arc made the "Four Score and Seven Years ago" speech at the Battle of the Bulge, she evoked the same type of emotion that a useless thread seems to generate here. For years I have contemplated the origins of potato toppings and why sour cream is not a beverage, but today I realize that just because Ben Franklin and Iggy Pop are not related does not mean that the moon landing was faked. The tango and small dogs named Alex are what we need to bring us together as a society and until we realize that Hebrew National Hot Dogs are the final beef product during the afterlife, the sooner we will be able to live in harmony. Peace in the Middle East.
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Old 08-09-2006, 09:39 PM   #6
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Suddenly, it's all so clear!! Gosh, now it all makes sense!!! Why have I never seen it before??? I don't know how to thank you, Rail!!! Oh, I have to go. My new friends are waiting!

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Old 08-09-2006, 10:32 PM   #7
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