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One nice thing about the Boxster is that if I ever did have a child I could put it in the passenger seat and take a corner with enough force so that it would bang its head against the door and pass out. That way I would not have to listen to it make any noise. I would just have to hope it did not have flees or some kind of transmittable disease that it could pass unto me. Oh, and also hope it did not take a dump in my car. But then again I probably would not let it in the car anyway. A long time ago when I had a real job someone brought a baby to the office which I thought was out of place so I told the mother that it smelled bad and made unnecessary noise. Believe it or not, I actually got in trouble for saying this although the office did in fact smell like baby and it did cry loud enough to irritate me. The closest I have ever came to being a father is yesterday when I passed a girl in the Porsche who yelled out "Oye Papi!".