Haha I think I saw some pictures you posted on Rennteam as well, right? Nice to see more pictures of your assistant.. I mean of your car! :D

Hi,

To me, she has kind of spindly axles, but an absolutely GREAT differential !! ;) Did I say that..?? Mrs. MNBoxster's been away too long and not coming home for another 3 weeks - Barclay's Classic, US Open, Commerce Bank Championship... :( ...

Happy Motoring!... Jim'99

You all have family counting on you at home,Im 18 and have no kids.
I will "take one for the team" and go for you guys.

@ cartagena
Are the majority of women in South America as appealing to the eyes as your assistants?

Best Thread Ever!

There are tens of thousands of them. An 18 year old guy driving a Porsche here? Unless you have an eyeball in your forehead you would have to pay a security guard to keep them away......

Car on beach....

Our new forum will be called 986assistant.com.

The membership will soar quickly I think!

Good luck on the car and the girls. You will need it!

:D

This has to be the WORST post ever.

Actually, I have always liked red cars!

:cool:

B-
nothing wrong about liking red cars, but the other coments written in this forum are just degrading...

People do have names....and who talks like that....oh that's right I forget where dealing with little boys.

I thought the worst post ever was "I traded my Boxster for a BMW"
Now THATS vulgar!

:D :D

oh oh. I have offended a middle age American woman. :eek:

Seems I have degraded my assistants by my use of language. :( I will have to return to skool and learn how to speaka the English more correcto. Ooops...I mean speak NewSpeak more correctly.

I promise now to never upload any more offensive material and immediately go indoctrinate myself in Western Feminist Philosophy. I will return my Porsche also and use the money to buy my assistants Judy, Diana and Luisa each a brand new Volvo. :ah:

This thread really improved an otherwise crappy Monday.

"People do have names....and who talks like that....oh that's right I forget where dealing with little boys."



Clearly you can make your point without the attitude.

So, if you feel this thread is not to your liking, you can peruse others that work for you. I have seen nothing offensive here but I will review the entire thread.

In the meantime, no name calling please!

Easy now, don't take the bait!

All will be well.

:)

I just reviewed this entire thread. Except for the few posts I edited, overall, you men have behaved fairly well for a bunch of car guys!

Lets ALL stay on this side of the civility line, shall we!

Thanks as always.

:)

Yes the guys always act very civil.

I remember back when I was a young lad there were a bunch of female reporters who wanted to go into the locker rooms after the hockey games in order to interview the players. At first they were not allowed in since after all it was a men's only locker room but after making a claim of discrimination they were granted access. However, then they complained that they did not like the way the men conducted themselves inside the locker room.....

Three Cheers for Brucelee -- for single-handedly fighting the political correctness
monster!

Let's celebrate the differences between men and women-- not try to make everyone the same....

Every Cartagena post is good for like...+500 hits!! He's an instant "rockstar"!! :)

hey, my non-shimmy-shaky BMW is offended!