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Old 08-10-2015, 01:15 PM   #1
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Let me check the reds in my nail polish collection and get back to you. I'm thinking "love knows no limits" red.
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Old 08-10-2015, 01:26 PM   #2
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What about lipstick?

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Old 08-11-2015, 07:57 PM   #3
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What the hell is a batwing ?
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The piece in the lower center console, right in front of the shifter.

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Old 08-12-2015, 06:42 AM   #6
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What about lipstick?



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What lipstick matches speed yellow?



Image source: Nikki Minaji "stupid hoe"

Fun fact she rhymes in this song the word hoe with the phrase

"Drives a Porsche only a boxter doe"
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Old 08-13-2015, 07:20 AM   #7
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What lipstick matches speed yellow?



Image source: Nikki Minaji "stupid hoe"

Fun fact she rhymes in this song the word hoe with the phrase

"Drives a Porsche only a boxter doe"
"You-a you-a stupid hoe"
I detest Nikki Minaji! She's so lame. Whenever she does something sensationalistic, I think "I remember when I had my first beer."

Jake, in the interest of having your next girlfriend (since you blew it with the last one, you shmuck!) match your car, the closest I can offer is this OPI polish

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Old 08-13-2015, 07:21 AM   #8
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Speed yellow?

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Old 08-13-2015, 10:54 AM   #9
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That's pretty close right there! And hey, I might get the last one back sometime, she still doesn't know that the cheating happened while we were on a break...

That's something for a fair amount of time to tell and single life is fun in the mean time.
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Old 08-13-2015, 04:04 PM   #10
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That's pretty close right there! And hey, I might get the last one back sometime, she still doesn't know that the cheating happened while we were on a break...

That's something for a fair amount of time to tell and single life is fun in the mean time.
Jake, you might just end up with a new nickname sticking with the 'we were on a break' defense.

It would be number 8 on this list.....

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(since you blew it with the last one, you shmuck!)

Wait....What did I miss?
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