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08-10-2015, 07:38 PM
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Location: Winnipeg MB
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We were so poor that if I didn't wake up with a hard-on I had nothing to play with all day.
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08-10-2015, 08:04 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark_T
We were so poor that if I didn't wake up with a hard-on I had nothing to play with all day.
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Bro, Canada is so poor their milk comes in bags.
Real maple syrup comes from Vermont.
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08-10-2015, 08:06 PM
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Location: Oklahoma City
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LOL!!
Based on my avatar I'm smiling! 
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08-10-2015, 08:08 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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Originally Posted by Retroman1969
LOL!!
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Bro, based on your location, you're poor.
Hate (actually glad) to say it.
😂😂😂😂😂
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'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
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08-10-2015, 08:08 PM
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Join Date: May 2013
Location: Oklahoma City
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....er, uh, bro. 
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08-10-2015, 08:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Greenville, S.C.
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Well this thread has turned to gold.
One of the easiest ways to seem wealthy is sprezzatura. Taking a photo of every achievement and dollar you spend is the exact opposite haha!
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08-11-2015, 07:53 AM
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Location: Orange County, California
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Haha, I didn't know how poor I was until made aware by the selfies in that other thread. But it's alright, because it seems like everyone else here is poor too, except for that one person. :P
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08-11-2015, 08:26 AM
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On the slippery slope
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Austin and Palm Springs
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I'm so poor I had to sell my Bugatti to pay for my new Boeing 787 private jet
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08-11-2015, 10:17 AM
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Location: usa
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Y'all can talk the talk, but none of you are Damien Stonebrook rich. Not even Timco's Dad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT1KW2tWD4I
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08-11-2015, 10:43 AM
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Location: SW Okla
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cfos
Y'all can talk the talk, but none of you are Damien Stonebrook rich. Not even Timco's Dad.
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Damien Stonebrook and mr.jonathanlanda. Both are a couple of Grand Prix's...
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08-11-2015, 11:23 AM
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Location: Greenville, S.C.
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So many posts in this thread make me wish this forum had a "thank" or "thumbs up" option like others do.
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08-11-2015, 03:16 PM
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Location: Eastern NC
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Ladies and Gentlemen (I can't see any boy's here) - you crack me up.
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08-11-2015, 03:30 PM
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Location: Eastern NC
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Duplicate Post
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08-12-2015, 04:23 AM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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I'm so poor, I spent all day yesterday out looking for food to eat. Can't afford the store anymore.
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'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
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08-12-2015, 06:32 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Greenville, S.C.
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Wow!
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Originally Posted by Timco
I'm so poor, I spent all day yesterday out looking for food to eat. Can't afford the store anymore.
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I heard that if you chop it up and make it into a taco there is some kid out there who drops several of his daddies hundreds on it and tell you to keep all the change.
He expects you to spend that money all on the dollar menu though in purchases of value size curly fries.
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08-12-2015, 08:44 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: pittsburgh
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so much win in this thread!
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08-12-2015, 01:45 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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You poor fools don't even know what real food tastes like.....
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'04 Boxster S 50 Jahre 550 Spyder Anniversary Special Edition, 851 of 1953, 6-sp, IMS/RMS, GT Metallic silver, cocoa brown leather SOLD to member Broken Linkage.
'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
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08-12-2015, 04:12 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Houston
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timco
You poor fools don't even know what real food tastes like.....
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The Cheesecake Factory Bro? You're too poor to go to Chucky Cheeses, and my daddy takes me there all the time and bribes the rat to sit at my table! And I'm only 24 with a receding hairline! Nothing but the best for me bro while you beg for my crumbs. You're sooooo poor!
poor!
poor!
poor!
Envy Me!
Envy Me!
Envy Me!
'Cause I'm so rich! Maybe...
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08-12-2015, 05:25 PM
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Location: Greenville, S.C.
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Originally Posted by Jamesp
And I'm only 24 with a receding hairline!
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+986 
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08-15-2015, 10:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2015
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Wow!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamesp
The Cheesecake Factory Bro? You're too poor to go to Chucky Cheeses, and my daddy takes me there all the time and bribes the rat to sit at my table! And I'm only 24 with a receding hairline! Nothing but the best for me bro while you beg for my crumbs. You're sooooo poor!
poor!
poor!
poor!
Envy Me!
Envy Me!
Envy Me!
'Cause I'm so rich! Maybe...
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Shine bright like my forehead  
This is like a third of our estate 
Let alone the 163 properties for rent 
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