I have no water!

[Carlisabadman986]

I have washed my can a few times by filling up a 5 gallon water jug.

[Giller]

There is an active thread on here right now all about waterless car washing.....

Not my cup of tea, but others swear by it. Might be a good option for you to try.

[BrokenLinkage]

You can get an adator to fit a garden hose to the kitchen sink, if that helps...
But the best solution might be a friend of the opposite sex with an accessible faucet. Make like Huck Finn whitewashing a fence and see if you get help, etc.
Or a friend willing to swap beer for water. The problem is, it would be embarassing to have to ask as often as most forum members seem to wash their cars.

[Mark_T]

Originally Posted by BrokenLinkage

Make like Huck Finn whitewashing a fence

That was Tom Sawyer, actually.

A Canadian correcting someone from Alabama on American literature, set in the deep south, written by one of the most famous American authors

If you let me wash your car I'll give you the core of my apple...