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Old 02-24-2006, 08:10 PM   #1
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Ebay Keys w/o tags...

I got so pissed off last week that I put up this ebay auction just as a public awareness campaign. Enjoy...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1,1&item=8040361126&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT

No sales yet, but that's not the object of this auction, is it! I am getting LOTS of "ask the seller a question about this item" emails from Porsche owners saying they needed a good laugh and appreciate the "edge-u-ma-cashun" about our keys.

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Old 02-24-2006, 08:23 PM   #2
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Educating the masses via eBay... you are a gentleman and a scholar.
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:30 PM   #3
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Hold up, hold up...

Christian Dior coffee mugs and a remote controlled fart machine?
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Old 02-25-2006, 04:00 AM   #4
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Coffee Mugs = For Wife $65
Fart Machine = For Me $15
Hiding fart machine behind wife's easy chair while she sips coffee from her new china mug? Priceless!

Jeph, you are sneaky looking through my feedback.
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Old 02-25-2006, 08:40 AM   #5
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Randall, my nephew has a fart machine.....he's 10 years old!
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Old 02-25-2006, 08:58 AM   #6
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I was born with a fart machine...especially after Taco Bell!
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Old 02-25-2006, 03:34 PM   #7
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My wife told me that since we've been married, my LEGAL age has gone from 24 to 44. But my maturity age has gone from 10 to 11, possibly 12 years old.

I will be forever young... in my mind.

To be totally honest, I bought it for a church leadership Christmas party I held in my home. Put it behind the couch and the sweetest lady in our church plopped down, a woman I did not want to embarass. However, I was too far into the prank to stop because I'd told one other person and gave them the remote.

About half way through the white elephant gift exchange, he starts pushing the button and she had this horrified look on her face as everyone nearly broke their necks to turn and look at her.

It didn't take long for everyone to realize it was a machine. Then every single person in the room, including all the women, even one that's 60 had to press the button.

While my friends are quite intelligent and well to do, there's nothing like a little bronx cheer to make everyone laugh. I think I'll put it in the back of the passenger seat next time I take my 76 year old mother on a ride in the boxster.
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Old 02-25-2006, 06:32 PM   #8
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that is hilarious..let us know if you get any bids....

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