I got so pissed off last week that I put up this ebay auction just as a public awareness campaign. Enjoy...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1,1&item=8040361126&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT
No sales yet, but that's not the object of this auction, is it! I am getting LOTS of "ask the seller a question about this item" emails from Porsche owners saying they needed a good laugh and appreciate the "edge-u-ma-cashun" about our keys.