My Boxster was kissed and fondled.

[san rensho]

I went to Miami Beach last night and this morning when I go to wash the car, I notice a petite little hand print on the rear fender. It was done with some kind of greasy substance, don't want to know what it was.

So I walk around the car and upon further inspection, I see four little kisses on the front left fender, and hand prints on each rear fender and on the rear deck lid. Some body kissed my car and grabbed its butt.

My car is such a little trollop, blatantly cheating on me! I feel so dirty and violated, but in a good way.

[Jager]

Was the greasy substance lip stick or ice cream?

[san rensho]

Originally Posted by Jager

Was the greasy substance lip stick or ice cream?

More like lipstick, maybe hair gel.

Ice cream? Eww.

[j.fro]

This post really ought to have photos

[Slate 01]

Originally Posted by Jager

Was the greasy substance lip stick or ice cream?

You don't want to know.

[BIGJake111]

Put your box on a curfew.

[eicheldp]

Originally Posted by san rensho

More like lipstick, maybe hair gel.

You sure it was hair gel? You know there was something about Mary......

[Jager]

I get many stares from youngsters (ages between 3 and 10) that will stop in the middle of cross-walks or sidewalks and just look at my Boxster. I have had children, mostly boys, stop in the middle of the cross-walk while holding their parents hand and point with their other hand at my car. Recently, driving slowly past an outdoor café, there was a young voice yell-out “nice car!” and I heard the parent tell them “nice ride” and then the young voice yelled-out “nice ride!.” My guess is that you had some young candy sticky, or French fry greasy, fingers and lips touch your car.

[BIGJake111]

Well honestly it's your boxsters fault, it invited them with its good looks and It ha it's top off.:troll:

[husker boxster]

Any other ( . Y . ) prints?

Speaking of children looking at Porsches, there was a mother and little girl walking hand in hand from the mall to the parking garage. As the girl saw me approaching she slowed down and kept turning my direction. I have no idea what she was thinking but she was just staring at my Cayman in amazment. Mom was oblivious.

[TripleTrophy]

Kids have great taste. They seem to like nice sports cars and motorcycles. I try to help corrupt them for life by acknowledging them when I see them looking.

[san rensho]

Originally Posted by Jager

I get many stares from youngsters (ages between 3 and 10) that will stop in the middle of cross-walks or sidewalks and just look at my Boxster. I have had children, mostly boys, stop in the middle of the cross-walk while holding their parents hand and point with their other hand at my car. Recently, driving slowly past an outdoor café, there was a young voice yell-out “nice car!” and I heard the parent tell them “nice ride” and then the young voice yelled-out “nice ride!.” My guess is that you had some young candy sticky, or French fry greasy, fingers and lips touch your car.

I was parked in clubland on the beach late at night. Don't think this was any kiddies. It was very deliberate. I'm just hoping it was female. Miami Beach is notorious for, well, a contraction for "transmission."

[san rensho]

Originally Posted by BIGJake111

Well honestly it's your boxsters fault, it invited them with its good looks and It ha it's top off.:troll:

I know. She had her butt up the air, flaunting her charms. She is incorrigible.

[san rensho]

Originally Posted by eicheldp

You sure it was hair gel? You know there was something about Mary......

Considered the possibility. Glad I washed off with a brush on a four foot pole.

[TRPLBLK04]

Right on j.fro......no pics, never happened.

[san rensho]

Originally Posted by TRPLBLK04

Right on j.fro......no pics, never happened.

Yeah, I'm kicking myself for not taking photos. Oh well.

[Jamesp]

Originally Posted by san rensho

Yeah, I'm kicking myself for not taking photos. Oh well.

No problem. Just park it in the same spot again.

[jb92563]

I think someone mistook your car for "Sally Carrera" from Cars.


At least it got some extra lovin, but don't be jealous just be glad it wasn't raped by this guy. Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars - Telegraph

[pjq]

Where's Johnny Danger..... this is his format? Its not like him to pass up such an opportunity.
Its like the stage is set, the audience awaits... but so far no show?
Whereeeee'sss the Danger.

[san rensho]

Originally Posted by Jamesp

No problem. Just park it in the same spot again.

I was thinking about that. Next time she (I hope) will leave her number.