My Boxster was kissed and fondled.

[san rensho]

I went to Miami Beach last night and this morning when I go to wash the car, I notice a petite little hand print on the rear fender. It was done with some kind of greasy substance, don't want to know what it was.

So I walk around the car and upon further inspection, I see four little kisses on the front left fender, and hand prints on each rear fender and on the rear deck lid. Some body kissed my car and grabbed its butt.

My car is such a little trollop, blatantly cheating on me! I feel so dirty and violated, but in a good way.