PROOF That God Hates Corvettes . . .

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by BIGJake111

It depends on which reaches light speed first. :troll:

Sorry, I meant Walt Whitman.

[TeamOxford]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

Sorry, I meant Walt Whitman.

Walt Whitman, the sax player?

Just wonderin'.......

TO

[BIGJake111]

Originally Posted by TeamOxford

Walt Whitman, the sax player?

Just wonderin'.......

TO

Say, why did he clean his engine?

[TeamOxford]

Because it was the first time he drove his Boxster in the rain.

DUH..............

TO

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by TeamOxford

Walt Whitman, the sax player?

Just wonderin'.......

TO

As in the 'Leaves of Light Speed'.

[Lobo1186]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

What would Thoreau say about that ?

Now that! is the question. Would Thoreau admonish the idea since the collective industrialism would further destroy the nature which he so adamantly wants to cloister himself in? Or, would he be a proponent since as he approaches the speed of light time and space comes to a stand still thus allowing him to perpetually " live deep and suck out all the marrow of life."


who the **************** knows.

[coreseller]

C'mon guys, we all know that it's the 911's that God really hates since they don't give Boxster owners the respect they and their cars are due.

Gotta run, I'm late for the bus...............

[Eric G]

...hum...at least we don't sit around on the vette forum worrying about IMS bearings all the time...just saying.

[mountainman]

Never cared much for corvettes, but it is a shame to see classic cars destroyed.

[986_c6]

There is a god because the Americans are kicking *ss with fiberglass, pushrod V8's, and leaf springs.

What a shame at what happened at the museum to vette enthusiasts, because the ones that got sunk were rare ones.