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[BlueStar]

A cannibal was late to a luncheon. They gave him a cold shoulder.

[kls]

Overheard at a bar;

Patron #1 You know I f'd your momma and she loved it!

Patron #2 Oh jeez you're drunk again. Why don't you get a cup of coffee and go home dad?

[Porsche9]

What do you call someone who speaks three languages?

Trilingual

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Bilingual

What do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

[Frodo]

Originally Posted by BlueStar

A cannibal was late to a luncheon. They gave him a cold shoulder.

Which reminds me of an old one...

"Did you hear they cancelled the football game at the leper colony? Yeah, had to...there was a hand off at the 40 yd line."

In the same vein...

"Did you hear they also had to cancel their ice hockey game? Yeah, no choice...there was a face off at center ice."

Politically incorrect? Of course...most really funny jokes are!

[husker boxster]

Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?

They taste funny.

[coreseller]

Originally Posted by Frodo

Which reminds me of an old one...

"Did you hear they cancelled the football game at the leper colony? Yeah, had to...there was a hand off at the 40 yd line."

In the same vein...

"Did you hear they also had to cancel their ice hockey game? Yeah, no choice...there was a face off at center ice."

Politically incorrect? Of course...most really funny jokes are!

All right, you made me do it.............


What did the leper say to the Prostitute?


Keep the Tip................

[Jamesp]

I nominate coreseller as having the most tastless joke on this string (not that I haven't already repeated it) Are there any seconds?