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[fullthrottle52]

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy
negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked
him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

I'm so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

I'm so old, I could go tomorrow. As a matter of fact, I hope I do go
tomorrow... I didn't go today.

Who gave us these great one liners?

[Chuck W.]

Originally Posted by fullthrottle52

Who gave us these great one liners?

Rodney Dangerfield

[Frodo]

Originally Posted by Chuck W.

Rodney Dangerfield

A few more from one of my favorite comedians of all time...

--I don’t get no respect. Every time I get on an elevator, the elevator attendant always asks me the same question: “Basement?”

--I don’t get no respect. Lots of women get morning sickness when they’re pregnant; my mom got sick after I was born.

--This steak is so tough it still has the marks where the jockey was kickin’ it

--I don’t get no respect. The other day I was standing outside my hotel and the doorman told me to call him a cab.

--Hey, somebody step on a duck?

[Timco]

Originally Posted by Frodo

A few more from one of my favorite comedians of all time...

--I don’t get no respect. Every time I get on an elevator, the elevator attendant always asks me the same question: “Basement?”

--I don’t get no respect. Lots of women get morning sickness when they’re pregnant; my mom got sick after I was born.

--This steak is so tough it still has the marks where the jockey was kickin’ it

--I don’t get no respect. The other day I was standing outside my hotel and the doorman told me to call him a cab.

--Hey, somebody step on a duck?

I tell ya, I get no respect.......

When my dog humps my leg, he won't even look me in the eye!

[Alfieg23]

What are the three rings of marriage?

1. The engagement ring

2. The wedding ring

3. The suffer-ring