Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy
negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked
him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
I'm so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
I'm so old, I could go tomorrow. As a matter of fact, I hope I do go
tomorrow... I didn't go today.
Who gave us these great one liners?
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2000 Boxster - Loved and sold
1999 911 Cabriolet - Also loved and sold.
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