12-02-2013, 09:21 AM
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Testicular Trauma!! Guy started a fight with me at work, punches me in the jaw. I go after him, he drops to the floor & kicks me in the left ball. This bursts a blood vessel & my scrotum fills with blood. It weighs about a pound soon so I drive myself to the nearest Doc-ina-Box. I walk in carrying my junk in one hand & explain my problem to the nurse. They get me in for exam quickly & tell me to go to a hospital. Drive to a hospital & they tell me I need a ultrasound. I go to the ultrasound nurse, by now my scrotom is fully inflated with blood pressure & looks like a turtle. Nurse greases it up & does ultrasound test scan which I pass. I drive 20 miles home & get the icebag. 
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12-02-2013, 09:38 AM
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Currently have two bulging discs and one herniated disc in my lower neck, pinching a nerve and causing my right hand to "go dead". Results of car accidents many years ago, but they were "re-aggrivated" when I fractured a rib about three weeks ago. Also have 2 herniated discs in my lower back.
Getting in and out when the top is up is an exercise.
But I wouldn't give it up!
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12-02-2013, 09:50 AM
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Damn Yankee
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Hey BYprodriver,
I was just enjoying my lunch when I read your post. Suddenly lost my appetite................ Go figure.
TO
p.s. A nurse greased up your nutsack??????????
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12-02-2013, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by TeamOxford
Hey BYprodriver,
I was just enjoying my lunch when I read your post. Suddenly lost my appetite................ Go figure.
TO
p.s. A nurse greased up your nutsack??????????
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Yeah it's just like if you're pregnant, but lower! It was more like a purple kick ball at this point than a sack! 
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Last edited by BYprodriver; 12-02-2013 at 10:02 AM.
Reason: added visual aid
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12-02-2013, 04:55 PM
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Damn Yankee
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Originally Posted by BYprodriver
It was more like a purple kick ball at this point than a sack! |
That's it. I'm getting a steel cup.
Does anyone know of a Snell approved model?
TO
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12-02-2013, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by BYprodriver
Testicular Trauma!! Guy started a fight with me at work, punches me in the jaw. I go after him, he drops to the floor & kicks me in the left ball. This bursts a blood vessel & my scrotum fills with blood. It weighs about a pound soon so I drive myself to the nearest Doc-ina-Box. I walk in carrying my junk in one hand & explain my problem to the nurse. They get me in for exam quickly & tell me to go to a hospital. Drive to a hospital & they tell me I need a ultrasound. I go to the ultrasound nurse, by now my scrotom is fully inflated with blood pressure & looks like a turtle. Nurse greases it up & does ultrasound test scan which I pass. I drive 20 miles home & get the icebag. |
^ He wins. I got nothing, I mean NOTHING, that can top that. 
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12-02-2013, 11:44 AM
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I'm fairly determined that I never will either. 
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12-02-2013, 12:17 PM
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Location: Beaumont, TX
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Mine was similar...except it was an incarcerated inguinal hernia on the right side. The fluid filled my right scrotum. Drove to the Dr. As soon as she saw it she admitted me to the hospital.
The prep nurse saw it and said "Oh my god! you poor thing...."
painful....
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Originally Posted by BYprodriver
Testicular Trauma!! Guy started a fight with me at work, punches me in the jaw. I go after him, he drops to the floor & kicks me in the left ball. This bursts a blood vessel & my scrotum fills with blood. It weighs about a pound soon so I drive myself to the nearest Doc-ina-Box. I walk in carrying my junk in one hand & explain my problem to the nurse. They get me in for exam quickly & tell me to go to a hospital. Drive to a hospital & they tell me I need a ultrasound. I go to the ultrasound nurse, by now my scrotom is fully inflated with blood pressure & looks like a turtle. Nurse greases it up & does ultrasound test scan which I pass. I drive 20 miles home & get the icebag. |
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