11-11-2013, 04:59 PM
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Johnny Danger Winter Workout Series Ideas ?
As temperatures fall across the country and other parts of the world, so ends the driving season for many of us Porsche enthusiasts. However, this period also marks the time for the start of the *Johnny Danger Winter Workout Series. Before I begin scouring the globe for the best in fitness regimens, do any members have any specific workout requests ?
* Johnny Danger Winter Workout Series is a trademark of Danger Industries and the Halliburton Company. Any infringement thereof is subject to loss of clean energy and/or execution by drone attack.
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11-11-2013, 05:46 PM
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May I suggest something that simulates getting in and out of the Boxster.
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11-11-2013, 06:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jager
May I suggest something that simulates getting in and out of the Boxster.
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Hmm, core strengthening and Zumba might apply in that situation.
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11-11-2013, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
Hmm, core strengthening and Zumba might apply in that situation.
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I'm sure there are many techniques, especially with the top down.
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11-11-2013, 07:41 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
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Female instructors, please.
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11-11-2013, 07:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timco
Female instructors, please.
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Preferrably bikini-clad. With Ninja skills.
And game in the front court.
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11-12-2013, 01:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timco
Female instructors, please.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dbear61
Preferrably bikini-clad.
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Or as Jager said: "with the top down".
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11-12-2013, 05:28 AM
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I work out 3-4 times a week. Racebike/ mountainbike/ football during summer - crosscountry/ threadmill duing winter. Also some core strentgh to make sure I pole as a mothertrucker during xc-races.
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11-12-2013, 07:15 AM
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I recently witnessed a cross-fit competition involving activities called the "double banger" and "snatch". I believe understanding the techniques and complexities of these would be enlightening to the forum.
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11-12-2013, 07:50 AM
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Ice climbing. So you can be "that guy." The one who ice climbs for some god-awful reason.
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11-12-2013, 12:09 PM
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People would be amazed how sore one can get from working underneath the Boxster. Outside of the garage, I've lost a good 18 pounds going to the gym. Of course, driving the car spirited helps get the blood flowing before the workout. 
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11-12-2013, 03:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hayden
Ice climbing. So you can be "that guy." The one who ice climbs for some god-awful reason.
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What's wrong with ice climbing? Not much of it near Austin Texas? There's only one reason to ice climb. Because you enjoy it  !
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11-12-2013, 04:34 PM
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What's wrong with ice climbing? Not much of it near Austin Texas? There's only one reason to ice climb. Because you enjoy it ! |
Nothing is wrong with ice climbing. No, there is no ice climbing around here that I'm aware of. I guess that's why it's so eccentric to me. I apologize to any ice climbers out there. 
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11-12-2013, 04:39 PM
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12 ounce curls. They work in any climate.
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11-12-2013, 04:56 PM
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I got confirmation from Chuck Norris tonight that he'll be onboard again this winter as a fitness advisor. Judo chop !!
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11-12-2013, 08:00 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
I got confirmation from Chuck Norris tonight that he'll be onboard again this winter as a fitness advisor. Judo chop !!
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Chuck Norris is soo tough, his Boxster kept all of its value! Every penny!
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11-12-2013, 09:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamesp
12 ounce curls. They work in any climate.
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+1 
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11-13-2013, 10:55 AM
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Chuck Norris is so tough, when his coolant expansion tank leaks, his trunk doesn't get wet. Instead, his coolant gets "Chuck Norris-ed"...
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