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Johnny Danger 11-11-2013 04:59 PM

Johnny Danger Winter Workout Series Ideas ?
 
As temperatures fall across the country and other parts of the world, so ends the driving season for many of us Porsche enthusiasts. However, this period also marks the time for the start of the *Johnny Danger Winter Workout Series. Before I begin scouring the globe for the best in fitness regimens, do any members have any specific workout requests ?


* Johnny Danger Winter Workout Series is a trademark of Danger Industries and the Halliburton Company. Any infringement thereof is subject to loss of clean energy and/or execution by drone attack.

Jager 11-11-2013 05:46 PM

May I suggest something that simulates getting in and out of the Boxster.

Johnny Danger 11-11-2013 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jager (Post 371745)
May I suggest something that simulates getting in and out of the Boxster.

Hmm, core strengthening and Zumba might apply in that situation.

Jager 11-11-2013 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 371748)
Hmm, core strengthening and Zumba might apply in that situation.

I'm sure there are many techniques, especially with the top down.

Timco 11-11-2013 07:41 PM

Female instructors, please.

dbear61 11-11-2013 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 371755)
Female instructors, please.

Preferrably bikini-clad. With Ninja skills.

And game in the front court.


DBear

PaulDash 11-12-2013 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 371755)
Female instructors, please.

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Originally Posted by dbear61 (Post 371758)
Preferrably bikini-clad.

Or as Jager said: "with the top down".

haz 11-12-2013 05:28 AM

I work out 3-4 times a week. Racebike/ mountainbike/ football during summer - crosscountry/ threadmill duing winter. Also some core strentgh to make sure I pole as a mothertrucker during xc-races.

2003S 11-12-2013 07:15 AM

I recently witnessed a cross-fit competition involving activities called the "double banger" and "snatch". I believe understanding the techniques and complexities of these would be enlightening to the forum.

Hayden 11-12-2013 07:50 AM

Ice climbing. So you can be "that guy." The one who ice climbs for some god-awful reason.

Kenny Boxster 11-12-2013 12:09 PM

People would be amazed how sore one can get from working underneath the Boxster. Outside of the garage, I've lost a good 18 pounds going to the gym. Of course, driving the car spirited helps get the blood flowing before the workout. :)

Joe B 11-12-2013 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 371807)
Ice climbing. So you can be "that guy." The one who ice climbs for some god-awful reason.

What's wrong with ice climbing? Not much of it near Austin Texas? There's only one reason to ice climb. Because you enjoy it :rolleyes:!

Hayden 11-12-2013 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe B (Post 371899)
What's wrong with ice climbing? Not much of it near Austin Texas? There's only one reason to ice climb. Because you enjoy it :rolleyes:!

Nothing is wrong with ice climbing. No, there is no ice climbing around here that I'm aware of. I guess that's why it's so eccentric to me. I apologize to any ice climbers out there. ;)

Jamesp 11-12-2013 04:39 PM

12 ounce curls. They work in any climate.

Johnny Danger 11-12-2013 04:56 PM

I got confirmation from Chuck Norris tonight that he'll be onboard again this winter as a fitness advisor. Judo chop !!

Timco 11-12-2013 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 371935)
I got confirmation from Chuck Norris tonight that he'll be onboard again this winter as a fitness advisor. Judo chop !!

Chuck Norris is soo tough, his Boxster kept all of its value! Every penny!

986_c6 11-12-2013 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamesp (Post 371932)
12 ounce curls. They work in any climate.

+1:cheers:

manolo 11-13-2013 10:55 AM

Chuck Norris is so tough, when his coolant expansion tank leaks, his trunk doesn't get wet. Instead, his coolant gets "Chuck Norris-ed"...


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