Issue with my 987 neighbor

[natecooper]

A new guy just moved into my apartment complex and he has a jet black 987. At first I was excited, thinking "great another porsche guy, plus I get to see a 987 every day now!". I went to go peek in his window a few minutes ago, and behold it was an automatic.

Now call me old fashion, but I believe the only way it is acceptable to have an automatic in a Boxster is if you are married and it was the only way your wife would let you get the car. Outside of that it just rubs me the wrong way.

I mean to me that's like having a wicked hot girlfriend that lives on the other side of the world. Sure... she's your girlfriend, and sure... she's hot. But, she is on the other side of the world so who cares? It's just a waste of good resources.


Seriously, what the hell?