986 Poetry

[manolo]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

My 986 runneth over !

Isn't there a cream or salve for that?

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by manolo

Isn't there a cream or salve for that?

An ointment in fact.

[WhipE350]

Mr. Frost would have loved a Porsche:

Driving Back Roads on a Dec Evening

Whose roads these are I think I know.
Their homes are in the village though;
They will not see me driving here
To watch my car carve up their roads.

My little car must think it queer
To drive so slow because a mailbox near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his tips a mighty shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of breezy wind and tire wear.

The roads are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

[Jager]

How can JD survive the IMS Bearing replacement?
When he can’t see his 986 hiding in some auto establishment;

His IMS bearing, original Porsche reign,
Has been known to fail, causing extreme price pain;

You can read about his thoughts torturing him,
Is he doing the right thing? His day seems grim;

I say to Johnny Danger, keep your thoughts bright,
You are doing the right thing, get some rest tonight;

Soon you will have a new bearing that will last much longer,
And it will make the Dangermobile motor extremely stronger!

[EssexPorsche]

Bearing strong, in Speed Yellow skin,
He has the LN solution;
Bespoke exhaust and suspension,
He cares not for polution!

Miles are low, but will they go
Higher; now that trust is apparant.
Money spent wisely, sleep had soundly,
Now that complete is the transplant!

[jb92563]

Poetry is so 1800's, I think I'll need to add a Songify to this thread to bring it up to date.

Pre Race Prayer - Songified

[Jager]

Originally Posted by jb92563

Poetry is so 1800's, I think I'll need to add a Songify to this thread to bring it up to date.

Pre Race Prayer - Songified

Everyone needs more culture, especially us yanks in the U.S.

[Johnny Danger]

Why do birds suddenly appear ... when my bearing starts to shear ? .... Because just like LNE ... they want to be ... close to me.

[Johnny Danger]

Since my poetry has become too purple for everyone, I decided to hire my own poet. It's amazing what you can get for minimum wage. Here's an example:

Rose are red ... violets are blue ... if you don't change your oil regularly ... it will turn to goo.

Phew, Keats has nothing on this guy !

[boxslrr]

Joined the Boxster boards
What's this thing called IMS?
Out 800 bucks

[Jager]

Why does my Boxster create so much owner pride?
After all this time, walking away I still glance aside;

Far from variation or thoughts to change,
Newly-found models seem to be a little strange;

Why still drive thy nine-eight-six, always the same?
Because every exhaust note calls my name;

Why bother buying something new, tis money well spent?
Performance and reliability, still an argument;

Steering, balance and control, nothing can compare,
The exquisite sounds of thy M96 mid-engine are quite rare;

O, Boxster, I take much owner pride in you,
For my best, dressing old parts to make look new;

For as the sun is daily, new and old,
So is my joy driving nine-eight-six, never to be sold.

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by Jager

Why does my Boxster create so much owner pride?
After all this time, walking away I still glance aside;

Far from variation or thoughts to change,
Newly-found models seem to be a little strange;

Why still drive thy nine-eight-six, always the same?
Because every exhaust note calls my name;

Why bother buying something new, tis money well spent?
Performance and reliability, still an argument;

Steering, balance and control, nothing can compare,
The exquisite sounds of thy M96 mid-engine are quite rare;

O, Boxster, I take much owner pride in you,
For my best, dressing old parts to make look new;

For as the sun is daily, new and old,
So is my joy driving nine-eight-six, never to be sold.

Jager,

How doth the juices flow !!!

[TeamOxford]

Originally Posted by boxslrr

Joined the Boxster boards
What's this thing called IMS?
Out 800 bucks

Greatness!

I love bad haiku!

TO

[Jager]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

Jager,

How doth the juices flow !!!

Normally from a bottle of Cabernet or Syrah.