05-03-2013, 09:05 AM
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#81
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Location: SF Bay Area
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
My 986 runneth over !
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Isn't there a cream or salve for that?
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05-03-2013, 09:59 AM
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#82
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Location: Massachusetts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by manolo
Isn't there a cream or salve for that?
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An ointment in fact.
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05-03-2013, 02:04 PM
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#83
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Autobahn Glanz
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 1,282
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Mr. Frost would have loved a Porsche:
Driving Back Roads on a Dec Evening
Whose roads these are I think I know.
Their homes are in the village though;
They will not see me driving here
To watch my car carve up their roads.
My little car must think it queer
To drive so slow because a mailbox near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his tips a mighty shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of breezy wind and tire wear.
The roads are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
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06-26-2013, 08:39 PM
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#84
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: California
Posts: 1,859
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How can JD survive the IMS Bearing replacement?
How can JD survive the IMS Bearing replacement?
When he can’t see his 986 hiding in some auto establishment;
His IMS bearing, original Porsche reign,
Has been known to fail, causing extreme price pain;
You can read about his thoughts torturing him,
Is he doing the right thing? His day seems grim;
I say to Johnny Danger, keep your thoughts bright,
You are doing the right thing, get some rest tonight;
Soon you will have a new bearing that will last much longer,
And it will make the Dangermobile motor extremely stronger!
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06-27-2013, 12:09 AM
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#85
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Essex, England
Posts: 276
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Bearing strong, in Speed Yellow skin,
He has the LN solution;
Bespoke exhaust and suspension,
He cares not for polution!
Miles are low, but will they go
Higher; now that trust is apparant.
Money spent wisely, sleep had soundly,
Now that complete is the transplant!
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06-27-2013, 06:13 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Riverside, CA
Posts: 1,665
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Poetry is so 1800's, I think I'll need to add a Songify to this thread to bring it up to date.
Pre Race Prayer - Songified
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2012 Porsche Performance Driving School - SanDiego region
2001 Boxster S, Top Speed muffler, (Fred's) Mini Morimotto Projectors, Tarret UDP,
Short Shifter, Touch Screen Dual Din Radio, 03 4 Bow glass Top (DD & Auto-X since May 17,2012)
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06-27-2013, 08:24 PM
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#87
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jb92563
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Everyone needs more culture, especially us yanks in the U.S.
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06-29-2013, 05:52 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 4,810
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Why do birds suddenly appear ... when my bearing starts to shear ? .... Because just like LNE ... they want to be ... close to me.
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07-01-2013, 05:52 PM
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#89
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Massachusetts
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Since my poetry has become too purple for everyone, I decided to hire my own poet. It's amazing what you can get for minimum wage. Here's an example:
Rose are red ... violets are blue ... if you don't change your oil regularly ... it will turn to goo.
Phew, Keats has nothing on this guy !
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07-01-2013, 06:03 PM
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The Legend
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: NJ
Posts: 41
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Joined the Boxster boards
What's this thing called IMS?
Out 800 bucks
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08-23-2013, 06:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: California
Posts: 1,859
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Why Does My Boxster Create So Much Pride?
Why does my Boxster create so much owner pride?
After all this time, walking away I still glance aside;
Far from variation or thoughts to change,
Newly-found models seem to be a little strange;
Why still drive thy nine-eight-six, always the same?
Because every exhaust note calls my name;
Why bother buying something new, tis money well spent?
Performance and reliability, still an argument;
Steering, balance and control, nothing can compare,
The exquisite sounds of thy M96 mid-engine are quite rare;
O, Boxster, I take much owner pride in you,
For my best, dressing old parts to make look new;
For as the sun is daily, new and old,
So is my joy driving nine-eight-six, never to be sold.
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08-23-2013, 06:58 PM
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#92
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 4,810
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jager
Why does my Boxster create so much owner pride?
After all this time, walking away I still glance aside;
Far from variation or thoughts to change,
Newly-found models seem to be a little strange;
Why still drive thy nine-eight-six, always the same?
Because every exhaust note calls my name;
Why bother buying something new, tis money well spent?
Performance and reliability, still an argument;
Steering, balance and control, nothing can compare,
The exquisite sounds of thy M96 mid-engine are quite rare;
O, Boxster, I take much owner pride in you,
For my best, dressing old parts to make look new;
For as the sun is daily, new and old,
So is my joy driving nine-eight-six, never to be sold.
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Jager,
How doth the juices flow !!!
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08-23-2013, 07:17 PM
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Damn Yankee
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Dallas
Posts: 1,117
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boxslrr
Joined the Boxster boards
What's this thing called IMS?
Out 800 bucks
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Greatness!
I love bad haiku!
TO
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08-23-2013, 07:24 PM
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#94
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: California
Posts: 1,859
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
Jager,
How doth the juices flow !!!
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Normally from a bottle of Cabernet or Syrah.
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