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Old 07-01-2013, 06:03 PM   #1
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What's this thing called IMS?
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:28 PM   #2
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Why Does My Boxster Create So Much Pride?

Why does my Boxster create so much owner pride?
After all this time, walking away I still glance aside;

Far from variation or thoughts to change,
Newly-found models seem to be a little strange;

Why still drive thy nine-eight-six, always the same?
Because every exhaust note calls my name;

Why bother buying something new, tis money well spent?
Performance and reliability, still an argument;

Steering, balance and control, nothing can compare,
The exquisite sounds of thy M96 mid-engine are quite rare;

O, Boxster, I take much owner pride in you,
For my best, dressing old parts to make look new;

For as the sun is daily, new and old,
So is my joy driving nine-eight-six, never to be sold.
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:58 PM   #3
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Why does my Boxster create so much owner pride?
After all this time, walking away I still glance aside;

Far from variation or thoughts to change,
Newly-found models seem to be a little strange;

Why still drive thy nine-eight-six, always the same?
Because every exhaust note calls my name;

Why bother buying something new, tis money well spent?
Performance and reliability, still an argument;

Steering, balance and control, nothing can compare,
The exquisite sounds of thy M96 mid-engine are quite rare;

O, Boxster, I take much owner pride in you,
For my best, dressing old parts to make look new;

For as the sun is daily, new and old,
So is my joy driving nine-eight-six, never to be sold.
Jager,

How doth the juices flow !!!
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Old 08-23-2013, 07:24 PM   #4
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Jager,

How doth the juices flow !!!
Normally from a bottle of Cabernet or Syrah.
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Old 08-23-2013, 07:17 PM   #5
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What's this thing called IMS?
Out 800 bucks
Greatness!

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