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Old 05-02-2013, 01:29 PM   #1
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There is a place where my sidewalk ends
And before my 986 journey begins,
And there the engine purrs soft and light
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the top is down preparing for flight
Too cool in the Florida wind.

Let us leave this place where winters are white
and the Boxters hibernate till seasons end
Past the pits where the asphalt is covered in snow
J.D shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where year round Bosters get up and go
To the place where my sidewalk ends.

Yes J.D. will walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And Jager will go where year round Boxsters flow
For the Porsche's, they mark, and the Porsche's, they know
The place where my sidewalk ends.
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Old 05-02-2013, 02:40 PM   #2
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Getting a little late in the UK so I'll end on a simple rhyme...

There were some men from Stuttgart,
For whom designing a car was an art,
A water pumping flat six,
260 gee gee's in the mix,
Set this fine roadster apart!
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Old 05-02-2013, 05:57 PM   #3
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There is a place where my sidewalk ends
And before my 986 journey begins,
And there the engine purrs soft and light
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the top is down preparing for flight
Too cool in the Florida wind.

Let us leave this place where winters are white
and the Boxters hibernate till seasons end
Past the pits where the asphalt is covered in snow
J.D shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where year round Bosters get up and go
To the place where my sidewalk ends.

Yes J.D. will walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And Jager will go where year round Boxsters flow
For the Porsche's, they mark, and the Porsche's, they know
The place where my sidewalk ends.
Bravo! Encore...Encore!
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Old 05-02-2013, 06:11 PM   #4
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There is a place where my sidewalk ends
And before my 986 journey begins,
And there the engine purrs soft and light
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the top is down preparing for flight
Too cool in the Florida wind.

Let us leave this place where winters are white
and the Boxters hibernate till seasons end
Past the pits where the asphalt is covered in snow
J.D shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where year round Bosters get up and go
To the place where my sidewalk ends.

Yes J.D. will walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And Jager will go where year round Boxsters flow
For the Porsche's, they mark, and the Porsche's, they know
The place where my sidewalk ends.

We've been immortalized !!
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Old 05-02-2013, 06:13 PM   #5
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My 986 runneth over !
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:05 AM   #6
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My 986 runneth over !
Isn't there a cream or salve for that?
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:59 AM   #7
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Isn't there a cream or salve for that?
An ointment in fact.
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:04 PM   #8
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Mr. Frost would have loved a Porsche:

Driving Back Roads on a Dec Evening

Whose roads these are I think I know.
Their homes are in the village though;
They will not see me driving here
To watch my car carve up their roads.

My little car must think it queer
To drive so slow because a mailbox near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his tips a mighty shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of breezy wind and tire wear.

The roads are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
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Old 06-26-2013, 09:39 PM   #9
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How can JD survive the IMS Bearing replacement?

How can JD survive the IMS Bearing replacement?
When he can’t see his 986 hiding in some auto establishment;

His IMS bearing, original Porsche reign,
Has been known to fail, causing extreme price pain;

You can read about his thoughts torturing him,
Is he doing the right thing? His day seems grim;

I say to Johnny Danger, keep your thoughts bright,
You are doing the right thing, get some rest tonight;

Soon you will have a new bearing that will last much longer,
And it will make the Dangermobile motor extremely stronger!
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