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Old 04-04-2012, 05:34 AM   #1
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Old 04-04-2012, 05:41 AM   #2
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Old 04-04-2012, 06:09 AM   #3
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A black leather jumpsuit with some facial spritzer .
Also get yourself a Dan Gerous black vinyl sticker for the middle of your wind stop.

Mr. Gerous is that famous French driver with the Yallar monster that terrorizes the mean streets of MA during good weather. The sticker comes with a subscription to his fan club and guarantees at least a 10hp increase when installed. However you may be required to comb through your feces to find suspected trace elements and report back to "Johnny" headquarters in order to receive bulletins on workouts and newsletters. All in all a inexpensive mod that will gain you neighborhood status and all the little kids will marvel when you motor by.

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Also get yourself a Dan Gerous black vinyl sticker for the middle of your wind stop.

Mr. Gerous is that famous French driver with the Yallar monster that terrorizes the mean streets of MA during good weather. The sticker comes with a subscription to his fan club and guarantees at least a 10hp increase when installed. However you may be required to comb through your feces to find suspected trace elements and report back to "Johnny" headquarters in order to receive bulletins on workouts and newsletters. All in all a inexpensive mod that will gain you neighborhood status and all the little kids will marvel when you motor by.

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That's it . Between yesterday's attack and this one, I'm calling the Abuse Hot-line ! Anyone have the number ?
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That's it . Between yesterday's attack and this one, I'm calling the Abuse Hot-line ! Anyone have the number ?
No kidding. If a sticker adds 10hp to a civic, it's at least 15hp to a boxster
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