Oh hell, don't write crap like that.
I'm wrong all the time, and I've been corrected a bunch of times for being totally wrong on this list! Believe it or not, I'm trying hard not to chime in on every thread as an expert... I sure have dropped a bunch of time and cash into my car though and every single lesson has been learned through the school of hard knocks!
If a man is all alone in the forest (withouth his wife) and he states his opinion, is he still wrong?