What would Shakespeare Say ?

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Tis a sad indictment indeed that we are haunted every day and every night by the oily black demons, the hell hounds of all bearingdom, nay tis not the jabberwocke nor Krakken we fear, it doth not drink our blood nor feast upon our bones but instead inflicts a far more brutal punishment for it steals the very joy away from us that we dost employ upon the track and road and its name dost strike fear into the hearts of mid level managers across the globe...I, M, S Bearing...