Turns out that I did not enjoy retirement. The forum sponsors asked if I would come back and I said yes, so, you will STILL have me to kick around some more (Refer to Richard Nixon for the phrase!).
Welcome back dude...retirement ain't all it's cracked up to be, eh? That's what I've been told anyway. Just do us all a couple favors, OK? Just keep us out of Vietnam, and please, please, no 'cover ups' in your administration, okay?