Now seriously--did you guys really get a REAL valet key or are you talking about the little black plastic key that's just a spare for emergencies?
A real valet key would be a key that does not open the glove compartment, and I doubt that anyone would want to give that little black key to a valet--it's plastic and I can't imagine it being all that durable.
If you got a real valet key, then _I_ also have a dealer whose ass I need to kick.
If you try to unlock the glove compartment it sets off the alarm...
AND
If you try to open either fore or aft trunk using the in-cabin toggle it won't open the trunk and will also set off the alarm...
Good stuff !
If your little black key doesn't work like that, then yes there has been dealer screwage, but I suspect yours works just like mine, especially since we bought from the same dealer...