We are not husband material (according to Oprah)

[husker boxster]

Originally Posted by onshore

World's Shortest Fairytale:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,
'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and drove a Porsche and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he
wanted.

The End

I resemble that remark.

[Brucelee]

Of course, these TV show therapists can't decide which it is. One day, they are on talking about how women love bad boys. Good boys don't have a chance, until the women decides to settle down!

Translated, until she wants a lifetime meal ticket, she will play with fire. Then she wants warm and cuddily.

Candidly, I never much thought about what women want. It seems whatever it is, I don't have it.

Still, I am pretty happy and my wife seems happy too!

Oh yeah, I drive what I want, because I want to.

[Feffman]

I've always noted to my wife of 17 years, and she'll generally(??) agree, that there are a hell of a lot worse things a married guy could do then enjoy a nice car. She does hate when I do track days, but it goes with the territory.

Feff