Accident This Morning!

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the
other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a
DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
shouted , 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then
which one are you?'

And then the fight started .....

[Blkboxster]

HAHAH, is this true?

[Brucelee]

I hope its true.

Originally Posted by Brucelee

I hoe its true.

Richard, are we allowed to poke fun at the vertically challenged on the Forum? I don't want to be braking any "Rules"!

[Brucelee]

I am not sure, will have to check the rule book

Hey, watch your groin and knee caps.

Originally Posted by Blkboxster

HAHAH, is this true?

Blkboxster, I dropped that little fuc*er like a 3-foot putt!

[Quickurt]

Originally Posted by bmussatti

Blkboxster, I dropped that little fuc*er like a 3-foot putt!

Bill, you ^sshole, now I need a new keyboard!!

[RandallNeighbour]

Originally Posted by bmussatti

Blkboxster, I dropped that little fuc*er like a 3-foot putt!

...and I am now cleaning coffee off my monitor.

After the accident, I went to the Social Security office
to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized
I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
have to go home and come back later

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started .....

[Blkboxster]

Originally Posted by bmussatti

After the accident, I went to the Social Security office
to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized
I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
have to go home and come back later

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started .....

HAHAHA TOOOOO FUNNY