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Two guys are having a beer in a bar and one says to the other guy.
Everytime we go out for a beer my wife yells at me.
When I get home I turn the car off on the driveway and let it coast.
I enter the house w/o turning on any lights.
I take my shoes off before getting in the house.
I creep up the stairs and quietly slide into bed to which my wife wakes up and starts yelling at me.
You've been out too long, and smell bad.
The other guys says
Wow you've got it bad.
I come home and drive really fast up the driveway.
Slam the car door.
Turn on every light.
Throw my shoes against the wall.
Jump into the bed
Slap my wife in the ass and say
Let's have sex
She never wakes up!
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2001 Boxster S
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Pioneer Avic D3
JL Audio 6.5 inch subs (in the door)
Pyramid 4 channel amp
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