When people (mostly women, by the way) say "enjoying your midlife crisis, are you?" I always reply with the following:
"Absolutely! When I was just a little boy I'd see men driving their Porsches on the highway and my mother would always say they were experiencing a mid-life crisis. I knew I wanted a Porsche in the worst way, so I dreamed of finally having my own mid-life crisis so I could get one. I've been waiting all my life for a crisis like this. Isn't it great to be a 42 year old bald guy with enough cash to drive this incredible car?"
I tell you the truth... Until I was fourteen, I did not think Porsches were purchased by anyone who was NOT experiencing a mid-life crisis. It reflects the fact that I was raised in a very conservative financial household.
So, to all the other Boxster owners on this board, I solute you for driving a wonderful car regardless if it's a vain attempt to find true happiness or not.
My boxster sure makes me happy!
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