Dilemma..A Value Conflict, If You Will

[Grizzly]

As luck would have it, the dogs are at the beauty salon today.

Rubber bullets?

[nola911]

Taser it.

I had a cat do that to my wife's old solara and I bought this goofy device with a motion sensor that would send out high pitched noise that humans and dogs could not hear. It was supposed to drive the cat crazy. I think it worked, the car quit sitting on top of the convertible.

[CJ_Boxster]

Less than Lethal rounds?

[porsche986spyder]

Do you own a BB Gun? If so a low pump, just enough to hit and scare the crap out of it but not harm it in any way. Or just use a water bottle sprayer. I'm glad I have a garage.

[racer_d]

Does it have a license? Call animal control and say its rabid

[rick3000]

I like cats but I wouldn't want mine messing up my top.
My weapon of choice would be a paintball gun. It wouldn't kill it but it wouldn't go anywhere near the car again. Or you could try Sour Apple, it is a pet repellant, that smells awful. Pets avoid it like the plague, but I am not sure if I would rather have a smelly top or a cat on my top. A water gun would work too.

Grizz, you need a good recipe with cat. I'll ask some of my Chef friends.