Porsche Boxster advertisement

[ekam]

(Yes I've got my ticket to hell. )

[Kirk]

Ekam, so you're saying that you're bald and have a small penis???

WTF, I gotta take my car back to the dealer and get my painted on magnetic coating re-applied! I must have washed the car way too much and washed it right off, because I'm not bald, I'm adequately endowed, and I still don't attract 6' blonds like that!!!

Kirk

[djomlas]

^ maybe if u get rid of those tail lihts you might heheh
j/k

but yeah, this ad seems to imply that hes got a small weewee and bald head LOL

[Quickurt]

My blonde isn't six feet tall, but I had her BEFORE the Porsche!

Do you have to be bald and have a wee-wee for that paint to work?

[FTD]

So that must be my problem. The magnetic paint for females must have reverse polarity.

[ekam]

Not bald, not for another 30 years I hope. Been told (by a female) my penis is larger than average size.

Glad nobody is offended.

Here's the regular, non-spoof version...

[Adam]

I want to see statistical evidence that owning a Porsche get you laid more! I definatley got more tail before I got the car.....but I was in college so that might have something to do with it.