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				Holy IMS Prevention !
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			For those who can't afford an IMS replacement, or even the Guardian for that matter, behold it's the IMS Indulgence!  For just $14.29 ($17.49 if you're a Pentecostal or Adventist), the good folks at this roadside chapel will rebuke the IMS Demon with all manner of prayer in the most apostolic of fashion . Get that IMS Devil behind you !  
 
 
 
 
* The fee also requires a small act of contrition. Unsure of what that involves at this time.
		 
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Don't worry … I've got the microfilm. 
			 
		
		
		
		
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