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Old 02-05-2020, 12:30 PM   #1
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The place where you can ask Maytag for an Apology, and get one.

Piper! This is for YOU, man.
I think this is the SECOND thread I've started, just in your honor. hahaha.

If I haven't kissed and made-up with you.... forgive me... 'cuz I thought I had. 'cuz i think we've been having some fun here-n-there. (you seemed to suggest the same thing)

but if I owe you an apology, you have it. As sincerely as I can do it on the internet... without you knowing my name and only knowing that I look like Uncle Fester, apparently; you have it.


And to the rest of y'all: If I owe you an apology, lemme know. 'cuz I'm handing them out for free right now. No idea how long this sale runs.


hehe.

Y'all are my only friends... 'cuz as you can tell; people who know me won't hang out with me.

But seriously; I don't want anyone here feeling like I've been mean.

why do I seem to spend so much time apologizing on this damn forum? sunnuva.....

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Old 02-05-2020, 01:14 PM   #2
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I will swap one of my apologies for two of yours. You pay postage.
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Old 02-05-2020, 02:06 PM   #3
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Haha! I love it! Thanks, Maytag! As I was implying in the other post, you don't owe me an apology. No one does. That's why I said I was cool with you. But nonetheless apologies are always appreciated. And I'm sure I owe you and some people here some apologies as well. So my sincerest apologies.

And yes, I've been having some fun here as well, maybe at the expense of ruffling some feathers at times. But malice was never intended.

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If we're all on here getting drunk and talking smack, does that make us drinking buddies?
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Old 02-05-2020, 04:51 PM   #5
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I've only drank twice in my life. 10 years the first time, and one year the last time.

Puff, puff... pass.
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Old 02-05-2020, 04:53 PM   #6
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I've only drank twice in my life. 10 years the first time, and one year the last time.

Puff, puff... pass.
I drink coffee (decaf, to be exact). Rarely have a single beer. That's the extent of my hardcore drinking. haha!

But I'll join to talk smack!
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Old 02-05-2020, 06:38 PM   #7
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I'm a Mormon. So you beer's safe. as long as you take one of my friends too.

teasing.

I have plenty of liquor int he house, but I'm not much of a drinker for the last 25 years or so. I still love to cook with it.....
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Maytag, You post so much that I don't have time to sort through them all to pick out which ones to be offended by. I'll take a general purpose apology now while I can get it. Maybe later I can make a list of what you apologized for.

Honestly there have been weeks when the forum gets *too* quiet and it's nice to have you, Piper, and Starter around just for some entertainment.

I think that like the Gambler 500 'Rallys', the forum just needs one basic rule: Don't be a D*ck.
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Old 02-05-2020, 08:16 PM   #9
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I'm a Mormon. So you beer's safe. as long as you take one of my friends too.

teasing.

I have plenty of liquor int he house, but I'm not much of a drinker for the last 25 years or so. I still love to cook with it.....
I always cook with it! Sometimes I even put some in the food!
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Starter986 owes me an apology cuz now I'm getting 'Love Story' links in my YT feed.
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Old 02-06-2020, 07:05 AM   #11
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Maytag, You post so much that I don't have time to sort through them all to pick out which ones to be offended by. I'll take a general purpose apology now while I can get it. Maybe later I can make a list of what you apologized for.



I think that like the Gambler 500 'Rallys', the forum just needs one basic rule: Don't be a D*ck.
SAW-REE! sheesh!
Haha.

Words to live by.....

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Starter986 owes me an apology cuz now I'm getting 'Love Story' links in my YT feed.
I'm sorry.

See what I did there?
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I'm sorry.

See what I did there?
Accepted.

Those links were pushing my Hoovies Garage & WatchJRGo links down the list. I think I was 11 when that movie came out, so can't say as I've seen it.
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Accepted.

Those links were pushing my Hoovies Garage & WatchJRGo links down the list. I think I was 11 when that movie came out, so can't say as I've seen it.
OK. So you didn't see what I did there.

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Old 02-07-2020, 06:49 AM   #15
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That's the beauty of the forum.

People can be at each other's throats and then be best buds a minute later.

This is not the first time a few have gone at it and then all is good.

It all comes down to the camaraderie we all have for our cars.
Hands down this is one of the best car forums if not the best around.
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OK. So you didn't see what I did there.

Ahhh... you got me!

I live in fly over country and this went over my head. Plus I live next to the state that can't count 171K votes.
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Ahhh... you got me!

I live in fly over country and this went over my head. Plus I live next to the state that can't count 171K votes.
Ha! Ha!

Have a great weekend, HB!

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