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Old 08-17-2015, 07:03 PM   #121
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BURN MONEY!!!!


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Did your daddy slap the snot out of your mom for screwing the village idiot when he wasn't around?

Because there's no way your daddy or anyone else would admit to having you for a son.
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Old 08-17-2015, 07:29 PM   #125
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Did your daddy slap the snot out of your mom for screwing the village idiot when he wasn't around?

Because there's no way your daddy or anyone else would admit to having you for a son.
You should not insult the village idiot like that
I think we see the result of interbreeding

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I think we see the result of interbreeding

They're too good for sex outside of the family with the plebs of non Cheesecake Factory eaters.

(Unless they are prostitutes as they admire their hard work and dedication to the mighty green dollar.)

(Phone kept wanting to autocorrect prostitute to prostate, glad I caught that one)

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Old 08-18-2015, 05:14 AM   #127
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You are all ****************************s for making fun of this guy. He's just trying to fit in.


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Old 08-18-2015, 06:03 AM   #128
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And for Crono.....

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I want a video of that feminine dude burning money though <3
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Old 08-18-2015, 06:34 AM   #130
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Have you guys noticed how I have control over you guys?

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Old 08-18-2015, 06:43 AM   #131
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Don't do it, don't !!

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Old 08-18-2015, 11:06 AM   #135
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That would make a sweet license plate.

YU POOR

Or

UR POOR

Or

IC POOR

Or

IH8POOR
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That would make a sweet license plate.

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Absolutely. On his 14 year old Boxster his daddy bought for him.
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Old 08-18-2015, 11:23 AM   #138
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Absolutely. On his 14 year old Boxster his daddy bought for him.
Nice shot Tim

Daddy paid way to much money for (assuming anything he says is actually true) and according to another post needs $9000 of repairs including tires!

Things are just not adding up, if he actually has any money, only a moron would spend it the way he is claiming.

Lets burn money
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Nice shot Tim

Daddy paid way to much money for (assuming anything he says is actually true) and according to another post needs $9000 of repairs including tires!

Things are just not adding up, if he actually has any money, only a moron would spend it the way he is claiming.

Lets burn money

Bro stop being mean.
All I can tell you is that I have the most meticulous perfect maintenance base Boxster on this forum.
You buy tires because you have to, I buy tires because I want to. I did not do that at the dealer,.

On the dealer I put stainless steel brake lines, Oe rotors and pads, flush brake system. all new filters, cabin engine, a/c oil. It uses so much oil. New engine and transmission mounts to new spec.
New arms in front and rear to modern spec. It's aligned with new tranny fluids and suspension damped to spec.

I'm here because after I received the car like this I understood the concept of the dealer and the car was totally different.


The 6k was not even counting the new 2 keys I bought and the money that I will invest in a turbo stage 2?

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Will you feed your turbo dollar bills to shred? Please?
Bonus if it's on fire.

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