Doing mods on just received Porsche

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by Timco

I'm glad I have my daddy's work ethics, not just selfies on his stuff.

And my car is mine. My house is mine. My rentals are mine. Not daddy's.

Got any more selfies? Please don't post them.

One more plz?

moms classic car, she had one in high school. Dad found one just like it 20 years later and spent more on it than my Boxster is worth




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[Mr.JonathanLanda]

The 986 tough guys


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[plus3db]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

It is 2001 (:

You were right sir.
Just got title today,

Custom plates coming (:


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from your post:

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

Hello, Jonathan / Torrey Pines / 24

Just graduated from my bachelors in Science of Law and now I am ready for law school.

My parents thought a Silver Base 2004 Boxster with 51k would suit me best, so I woke up and saw this outside.

So I asked him why the boxster? To me it was so random and he said that his 86 year old friend past away and him and his wife wanted to sell it before he got sick but he loved it too much because he had it since mile 1 and has every single maintenance record. This is better to me than a used car because he has more than 11k in just maintenance, My father got it for 20k.

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You are an even bigger fool than you have shown yourself to be.

Your Daddy paid $20k for a 2001 base 986.
11k in maintenance over 14 years is nothing for a Porsche

Yup,. I forgot who said it, more money than brains


Now do us all a favor little boy. Crawl back into that hole you came out of

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by plus3db

from your post:





You are an even bigger fool than you have shown yourself to be.



Your Daddy paid $20k for a 2001 base 986.

11k in maintenance over 14 years is nothing for a Porsche



Yup,. I forgot who said it, more money than brains





Now do us all a favor little boy. Crawl back into that hole you came out of

Hey you can have all the brains you want but without greens, you are a smart broke dude.

My dad gave her that amount to help her with her husbands death, he is like that. He will give you more to help you because God will give him more.


But for you Nickle and dimers, you comment without knowing. So much for using the critical thinking process.






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[BIGJake111]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

Bro, my father has 25 locations with at least 7 employees in each. This is just one of his businesses.

Dude, I am 17 and you make me look like a saint. Get over yourself and I'd prefer if you get off of this forum, I hope you have better manners when out and about in the Porsche because otherwise you are the exact **************************** who gives everyone else a bad name.

I know a lot of people who work a damn lot harder than you and have nothing more to show for it then an Oldsmobile Alero, that's why I'm low key about my Porsche because I am lucky as hell to have one at my age and no matter how greatful I am I look like an entitled ass.

People like you make that stigma much harder to shake though.

[Giller]

I notice he didn't post the name of his Daddies business.....something to hide there Kiddo?

Ah, it's so easy on the internet to be a dink. Too bad all his daddies money didn't buy him some maturity. Or personality. Or looks. Or respect. Or a lot of other things. Can't believe how stupid some parents are to not teach their kids the important things in life.

[Timco]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

One more plz?

moms classic car, she had one in high school. Dad found one just like it 20 years later and spent more on it than my Boxster is worth




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Poser......

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by Timco

Poser......

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[BIGJake111]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

Nope. He told me that he created me to be his apprentice. I must excel.

Wouldn't you? Look, it's worth it.


Dads old cars



Moms old (2012)



My other toys










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This kid is proof that money doesn't buy happiness. I've haven't seen a more broken human being since the last time I made a round on tumblr. You remind me of myself when I was 12, do you know how pitiful that is.

Do you realize how weak you look tossing photo after photo of excess expecting it to mean that you have some sort of substance!?

You are a sad broken human being with more insecurities then a 200 lb varsity cheer leader, your veil of excess doesn't hide your scars, it draws to them.

You are unbelievably unhappy with yourself and I honestly hope you find help.

I usually save the jokes about inadequate size for rednecks in trucks but I think we all can assume that the "Porsche compensation" applies to you for sure.

Go post photos like you have been on your ok Cupid and see what street whores come your way and may we all pray that some day you find substance in life.

(Just to add, half of my friends with money like you have had it seized by be government because it was made illegally, id be careful flaunting your daddies assets you don't know what taint he dipped his reputation in to earn them)

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by BIGJake111

Dude, I am 17 and you make me look like a saint. Get over yourself and I'd prefer if you get off of this forum, I hope you have better manners when out and about in the Porsche because otherwise you are the exact **************************** who gives everyone else a bad name.

I know a lot of people who work a damn lot harder than you and have nothing more to show for it then an Oldsmobile Alero, that's why I'm low key about my Porsche because I am lucky as hell to have one at my age and no matter how greatful I am I look like an entitled ass.

People like you make that stigma much harder to shake though.

If you work really hard and all you have is a Oldsmobile, kill yourself.

Jejejej

At your age I had a 0 mile Volvo s80


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[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by BIGJake111

This kid is proof that money doesn't buy happiness. I've haven't seen a more broken human being since the last time I made a round on tumblr. You remind me of myself when I was 12, do you know how pitiful that is.

Do you realize how weak you look tossing photo after photo of excess expecting it to mean that you have some sort of substance!?

You are a sad broken human being with more insecurities then a 200 lb varsity cheer leader, your veil of excess doesn't hide your scars, it draws to them.

You are unbelievably unhappy with yourself and I honestly hope you find help.

I usually save the jokes about inadequate size for rednecks in trucks but I think we all can assume that the "Porsche compensation" applies to you for sure.

Go post photos like you have been on your ok Cupid and see what street whores come your way and may we all pray that some day you find substance in life.

Bro, I came here because I thought people would like to see a blog about a modded 986.

I've been getting **************** from ppl and I don't mind it. I laugh and troll you guys,

But at the end of the day,
I'm the one with a smile on my face because you guys are serious.

I have seriously bothered you guys,

And I love it, I fuel it. Jejejje


Ily 986 forum ily


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[BIGJake111]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

If you work really hard and all you have is a Oldsmobile, kill yourself.

Jejejej

At your age I had a 0 mile Volvo s80


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Maybe their money goes into college rather then their car that way they can work hard and own a Porsche some day like those of us that are lucky to have well off parents. That's something a lot more worth taking a selfie over.

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by BIGJake111

Maybe their money goes into college rather then their car that way they can work hard and own a Porsche some day like those of us that are lucky to have well of parents. That's something a lot more worth taking a selfie over.

Bro, I payed for my college by hiring someone on Craigslist at 12/hr to search and apply for grants and scholarships for me. Less than 1200$$ of my money paid 90k debt.

It's not how hard you work fool,
It's how smart you are

Here's a pic, I gave her 5 grand for getting it paid 100%

See, I create jobs and I hook people up.

There you go, maggot (;

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[BIGJake111]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

Bro, I payed for my college by hiring someone on Craigslist at 12/hr to search and apply for grants and scholarships for me. Less than 1200$$ of my money paid 90k debt.

It's not how hard you work fool,
It's how smart you are


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I've said all I need to say and the others can have their way with you now.

I thought you should know that it isn't just a bunch of old guys that think you are you scum. I didn't buy my Porsche same as you but look at how much more entitled you make it seem in your situation.

Your insecurities seep through in every post and that's why you don't care to address any of them. I hope when you are pushing back tears in bed tonight you realize how pitiful, broken, and insecure you are. You are unloveable and I can not think of anything worse in the world. I hope you find help because you are seriously unhappy and broken. I pity you and have no further comment.

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by BIGJake111

I've said all I need to say and the others can have their way with you now.

I thought you should know that it isn't just a bunch of old guys that think you are you scum. I didn't buy my Porsche same as you but look at how much more entitled you make it seem in your situation.

Your insecurities seep through in every post and that's why you don't care to address any of them. I hope when you are pushing back tears in bed tonight you realize how pitiful, broken, and insecure you are. You are unloveable and I can not think of anything worse in the world. I hope you find help because you are seriously unhappy and broken. I pity you and have no further comment.

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I love you guys.



Bro, you are serious huh?


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[JayG]

Originally Posted by BIGJake111

Dude, I am 17 and you make me look like a saint. Get over yourself and I'd prefer if you get off of this forum, I hope you have better manners when out and about in the Porsche because otherwise you are the exact **************************** who gives everyone else a bad name.

I know a lot of people who work a damn lot harder than you and have nothing more to show for it then an Oldsmobile Alero, that's why I'm low key about my Porsche because I am lucky as hell to have one at my age and no matter how greatful I am I look like an entitled ass.

People like you make that stigma much harder to shake though.

Well stated Jake.
You are a great example of someone younger who was brought up with good values and good manners.
And a valued member of this forum

If we all block that moron, we won't have to see the crap he posts

[Giller]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

Bro, I payed for my college by hiring someone on Craigslist at 12/hr to search and apply for grants and scholarships for me. Less than 1200$$ of my money paid 90k debt.

It's not how hard you work fool,
It's how smart you are

Here's a pic, I gave her 5 grand for getting it paid 100%

See, I create jobs and I hook people up.

There you go, maggot (;

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Did you give it to her all in singles? Cause if those are all 50's, that's way more than 5k. Maybe instead of paying someone to take your classes, you should have gone yourself. Focus on math apparently.

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by Giller

Did you give it to her all in singles? Cause if those are all 50's, that's way more than 5k. Maybe instead of paying someone to take your classes, you should have gone yourself. Focus on math apparently.

You are poor
You are poor
You are poor

5ks come in brown strips. And in 50's.

10ks look the same but blue and only in 100's

What would you know, you are poor.

Stupidazz comment


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[Mr.JonathanLanda]

And angry 986 losers

[Giller]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

You are poor
You are poor
You are poor

5ks come in brown strips. And in 50's.

10ks look the same but blue and only in 100's

What would you know, you are poor.

Stupidazz comment


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Yes, 50's come in brown strips....but it only takes 100 to get to 5000. You are either holding way more than 100 bills or they are all crinkled up, making me think Jake is on to something with his thought around the legality of where you got your money. Us investment bankers know our money stacks.