Doing mods on just received Porsche

[plus3db]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

It is 2001 (:

You were right sir.
Just got title today,

Custom plates coming (:


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from your post:

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

Hello, Jonathan / Torrey Pines / 24

Just graduated from my bachelors in Science of Law and now I am ready for law school.

My parents thought a Silver Base 2004 Boxster with 51k would suit me best, so I woke up and saw this outside.

So I asked him why the boxster? To me it was so random and he said that his 86 year old friend past away and him and his wife wanted to sell it before he got sick but he loved it too much because he had it since mile 1 and has every single maintenance record. This is better to me than a used car because he has more than 11k in just maintenance, My father got it for 20k.

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You are an even bigger fool than you have shown yourself to be.

Your Daddy paid $20k for a 2001 base 986.
11k in maintenance over 14 years is nothing for a Porsche

Yup,. I forgot who said it, more money than brains


Now do us all a favor little boy. Crawl back into that hole you came out of

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by plus3db

from your post:





You are an even bigger fool than you have shown yourself to be.



Your Daddy paid $20k for a 2001 base 986.

11k in maintenance over 14 years is nothing for a Porsche



Yup,. I forgot who said it, more money than brains





Now do us all a favor little boy. Crawl back into that hole you came out of

Hey you can have all the brains you want but without greens, you are a smart broke dude.

My dad gave her that amount to help her with her husbands death, he is like that. He will give you more to help you because God will give him more.


But for you Nickle and dimers, you comment without knowing. So much for using the critical thinking process.






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[Giller]

I notice he didn't post the name of his Daddies business.....something to hide there Kiddo?

Ah, it's so easy on the internet to be a dink. Too bad all his daddies money didn't buy him some maturity. Or personality. Or looks. Or respect. Or a lot of other things. Can't believe how stupid some parents are to not teach their kids the important things in life.

[Perfectlap]

Originally Posted by Luv2Box

I looked at this Recaros a while back and as I recall they were about half of what I paid for my Box. Great find on your part they look fabulous. I'd settle for a set of Boxster Red sport seats but those are like finding the needle in the haystack. The gray carpet is growing on me, did you buy the carpet used from a wrecked Boxster or have an upholstery shop do it?

That carpeting in the pic was done by RUF with their own branded floor matts. An easy job for most auto interior places though.

[epapp]

"It would not be hard to be twice the age you act since that is 2 years old"

zinger

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Texted the forum to dad and quote
" the reason I bought you that car is so you can **************** with it, delete that forum"




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[Timco]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

Texted the forum to dad and quote
" the reason I bought you that car is so you can **************** with it, delete that forum"




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My daddy has....

My daddy hired me.....

My daddy wants me to earn.....

My daddy.......

Do something for yourself. Then get back to me, brat.

Take your daddy's advise. Delete this forum.

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by Timco

My daddy has....



My daddy hired me.....



My daddy wants me to earn.....



My daddy.......



Do something for yourself. Then get back to me, brat.



Take your daddy's advise. Delete this forum.

Nope. He told me that he created me to be his apprentice. I must excel.

Wouldn't you? Look, it's worth it.


Dads old cars



Moms old (2012)



My other toys










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[BIGJake111]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

Nope. He told me that he created me to be his apprentice. I must excel.

Wouldn't you? Look, it's worth it.


Dads old cars



Moms old (2012)



My other toys










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This kid is proof that money doesn't buy happiness. I've haven't seen a more broken human being since the last time I made a round on tumblr. You remind me of myself when I was 12, do you know how pitiful that is.

Do you realize how weak you look tossing photo after photo of excess expecting it to mean that you have some sort of substance!?

You are a sad broken human being with more insecurities then a 200 lb varsity cheer leader, your veil of excess doesn't hide your scars, it draws to them.

You are unbelievably unhappy with yourself and I honestly hope you find help.

I usually save the jokes about inadequate size for rednecks in trucks but I think we all can assume that the "Porsche compensation" applies to you for sure.

Go post photos like you have been on your ok Cupid and see what street whores come your way and may we all pray that some day you find substance in life.

(Just to add, half of my friends with money like you have had it seized by be government because it was made illegally, id be careful flaunting your daddies assets you don't know what taint he dipped his reputation in to earn them)

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by BIGJake111

This kid is proof that money doesn't buy happiness. I've haven't seen a more broken human being since the last time I made a round on tumblr. You remind me of myself when I was 12, do you know how pitiful that is.

Do you realize how weak you look tossing photo after photo of excess expecting it to mean that you have some sort of substance!?

You are a sad broken human being with more insecurities then a 200 lb varsity cheer leader, your veil of excess doesn't hide your scars, it draws to them.

You are unbelievably unhappy with yourself and I honestly hope you find help.

I usually save the jokes about inadequate size for rednecks in trucks but I think we all can assume that the "Porsche compensation" applies to you for sure.

Go post photos like you have been on your ok Cupid and see what street whores come your way and may we all pray that some day you find substance in life.

Bro, I came here because I thought people would like to see a blog about a modded 986.

I've been getting **************** from ppl and I don't mind it. I laugh and troll you guys,

But at the end of the day,
I'm the one with a smile on my face because you guys are serious.

I have seriously bothered you guys,

And I love it, I fuel it. Jejejje


Ily 986 forum ily


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[Mr.JonathanLanda]

If you are around Eastlake I'll take you out in dads leased toy.



Our estate





Moms car


So stfu and make money so you can buy your kid a cool car to blow it up if he wants


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[plus3db]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

If you are around Eastlake I'll take you out in dads leased toy.


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Leased is the operative word

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by plus3db

Leased is the operative word

You are not supposed to buy super cars dork, unless rare, you lease them, abuse and trash them and get new one.

You set it up in a way that your business pays for it as a company vehicle. They pay for your gas and leasing comes with free maintenance!!

Win win win (:


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[plus3db]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

You are not supposed to buy super cars dork, unless rare, you lease them, abuse and trash them and get new one.

You set it up in a way that your business pays for it as a company vehicle. They pay for your gas and leasing comes with free maintenance!!

Win win win (:


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Dork ????
Well that's mature

I just figured it out.
Mr. Jonathan Landa is really 2 years old. he has stolen his older brothers phone and is posting as his older brother

have purchased my supercars and I never abuse and trash them

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do what daddy says

Delete this forum

You might as well as you in 3 days sine you joined, managed to alienate just about everyone here

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by plus3db

Dork ????

Well that's mature



I just figured it out.

Mr. Jonathan Landa is really 2 years old. he has stolen his older brothers phone and is posting as his older brother



have purchased my supercars and I never abuse and trash them



PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do what daddy says



Delete this forum



You might as well as you in less that 1 week managed to alienate just about everyone here

You have never done a track day on your supercars?

That counts as abuse and trashing them.

But what would you know, it's not like you have ever hit the limiter on true exotics for 2 weeks straight out in supercars training courses


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[Mr.JonathanLanda]

I'm trying to find the pic of dads last 599, and then I think. What's the point.

They are only going to hate me more but I'll look for it (;


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[Timco]

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

I'm trying to find the pic of dads last 599, and then I think. What's the point.

They are only going to hate me more but I'll look for it (;


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Lol. Another daddy pic. Yeah, that will teach us who earned what we have alright....

Edit. PLEASE post about 15 more selfies. You're pretty wrapped up in yourself.

[Mr.JonathanLanda]

Originally Posted by Timco

Lol. Another daddy pic. Yeah, that will teach us who earned what we have alright....

Edit. PLEASE post about 15 more selfies. You're pretty wrapped up in yourself.

I kinda do love myself


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[particlewave]

No polygon can ever have the same area as a circle...EVER!
Pi is a transcendental number
Circles are transcendent...god like.

[Timco]

I'm glad I have my daddy's work ethics, not just selfies on his stuff.

And my car is mine. My house is mine. My rentals are mine. Not daddy's.

Got any more selfies? Please don't post them.