Porsche dealership service definitely has two levels..

[Jamesp]

Originally Posted by The Radium King

it's not a cat thing. it's not a pyramid energy thing. it's a "your smaller than me so i can do what i want to you" attitude that got shown in a different thread. this 'lick up, kick down' world view got turned around on him - he's not a 911 driver, he's a boxster driver and he got the bad service instead of the good service. karma.

That's not karma, that's money.

[CraigM]

Timco, JayG, et al I have learned a great deal from your Porsche posts and love this forum, and realize I am a super junior member, but I motion to keep cat posts elsewhere...

InstantForum

Sorry about your poor service at the dealer, always sad to hear. I've owned a 964, and we've had a 996 cab, 996 Turbo S and a couple Cayenne Turbos in the fam. These cars (Boxsters) may not be as fast as the flagship, but they are pure Porsche through and through. I hope they just slipped up and forgot to clean it, and right the wrong.

[JayG]

Originally Posted by Timco

I'll get a free wash or some benefit from the brake fluid. The cat shat gives nothing in return. I'll now know better than to take the car to Porsche, just like the neighborhood cats know better than to use my yard.

Actually the cat poop has several benefits
1) fertilizes your garden
2) raises your blood pressure


BTW, I don't think it is a good thing to have them mess your wheels up with brake fluid. Its wrong and obviously like most of us on this forum, you care about your car

Originally Posted by jdraupp

The over sensitive cat owners are going to ruin this forum. If you think animals that crap in a box and could care less if you exist are cool then good for you. Let's get back to Porsches which are infinitely better than cats dogs or kids.

Now we have child haters??? WTF!!

BTW, I am not overly sensitive about cats. I have a problem with cruelty in general. Senseless violence solves nothing

Originally Posted by Jamesp

Particularly for anyone who doesn't share your views. Do you have a good line on any energy pyramid crystals? I'm looking to energize and clarify my inner aura with crystal energy to purify my karma, and only crystal energy will do. Whoa, pass me the bong dude!

You probably could use a good cleansing

Originally Posted by Jamesp

That's not karma, that's money.

no, its definitely karma


BTW, no one picked up on Toonsies?

[Jamesp]

Originally Posted by JayG

no, its definitely karma

Are you saying money is Karma? I thought money was Boxster maintenance (and lots of it).

[mugwump]

Put three or four cats in a burlap bag and hang the bag over a limb of a tree in your back yard. If they ever calm down(which they probably won't), walk over and smack the mess out of the bag. If you have kids, teach them how to smack the bag. Get Momma to make up some PB & Js and some fresh lemonade and make a family afternoon out of it. Better than Disney.

[tonichristi]

Originally Posted by mugwump

Put three or four cats in a burlap bag and hang the bag over a limb of a tree in your back yard. If they ever calm down(which they probably won't), walk over and smack the mess out of the bag. If you have kids, teach them how to smack the bag. Get Momma to make up some PB & Js and some fresh lemonade and make a family afternoon out of it. Better than Disney.

You're so cool

[Wayne 962]

Wow, disappointed in the maturity level here.

-Wayne