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Old 08-23-2007, 10:28 AM   #21
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So again, does anyone know how to remove the bumper?
Here you go Cartagena, This is for a 986, but I would hope it's similar.

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Old 08-23-2007, 11:43 AM   #22
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That's a funny video, but you do realize that it's not real, right?

Air bag sensors don't work like that...
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Backing into parked cars and closed garage doors?? You guys must suck at driving! j/k!!

I've only ever backed into one parked car in my life! I was driving my dad's van, and the car I bumped was some old 60's yacht. Left a little dent in the van's bumper, but the old car was only left with a clean spot on it's bumper!
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:31 PM   #24
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Congratulations. I think everyone at 986forum should honor you with the award as "best driver here".



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Backing into parked cars and closed garage doors?? You guys must suck at driving! j/k!!

I've only ever backed into one parked car in my life! I was driving my dad's van, and the car I bumped was some old 60's yacht. Left a little dent in the van's bumper, but the old car was only left with a clean spot on it's bumper!
 
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Hi,

Sorry to hear of your troubles. The only thing I've ever hit was the Rev Limiter...

I think we need some photos of your assistant pointing out the damages, be sure she checks underneath!...

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Old 08-24-2007, 05:02 AM   #26
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Cartagena, you need to come clean and fess-up! You drove over KronixSpeed...didn't you? That's how you damaged the front bumper.
 
Old 08-24-2007, 05:45 AM   #27
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Now when you get that car all repaired and looking nice, it wil need to be detailed, right?

Are you girl friends going to help?

Can you send up pix?

Thanks in advance!
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Exclamation Ideas to prevent a reoccurance.

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Here is the wall.....
Upon closer scrutiny of the"WALL" there seems, not I can say with certainty, to be a lot of reddish material on the floor which leads me to believe that the wall in question is not cement but a terracotta block wall with stucco on the outside. A concrete wall ASTM C-90 reinforced with #5 rebars @ 24" o.c for seismic conditions as you have in Colombia your car would not be able to penetrate or break the wall. My recommendation are as follow:
1/ Raze the subpar garage rebuild properly using seismic construction. No shortcuts.
2/ Before engaging car engage brain.
3/ Get a manual car.
4/ Remedial driving course.
5/ Buy the book; Parking for Dummies 3rd Edition.
6/ Take two aspirins.
7/ Write a big check for the repair shop. Muchos pesos!
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Why are you driving a sports car with sandals? That is just not safe at all by anymeans.
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Yes, the wall is made of blocks. If it was solid concrete then the car would have been much more damaged so this is a bad idea. To repair the wall will probaly cost $20, the car is going to be about $2000.


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Upon closer scrutiny of the"WALL" there seems, not I can say with certainty, to be a lot of reddish material on the floor which leads me to believe that the wall in question is not cement but a terracotta block wall with stucco on the outside. A concrete wall ASTM C-90 reinforced with #5 rebars @ 24" o.c for seismic conditions as you have in Colombia your car would not be able to penetrate or break the wall. My recommendation are as follow:
1/ Raze the subpar garage rebuild properly using seismic construction.
 
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That is funny you mentioned that since two of them cleaned off the paint on the bumper while wearing bikinis. I did not think to photograph it. Several have came over to offer their comfort as well.



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Now when you get that car all repaired and looking nice, it wil need to be detailed, right?

Are you girl friends going to help?

Can you send up pix?

Thanks in advance!
 
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Why are you driving a sports car with sandals? That is just not safe at all by anymeans.
 
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He is probably shoveling snow.


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Cartagena, you need to come clean and fess-up! You drove over KronixSpeed...didn't you? That's how you damaged the front bumper.
 
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HAHAHAH Cartengena is the cool guy you all talk about on here...not sooo cool any more HAHAHAH
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Old 08-24-2007, 06:35 PM   #36
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Yep, we can see his intelligence shining out through his writing style. It is from the bad schools up in Canada.


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Old 08-27-2007, 10:29 AM   #37
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well im not the idiot who drove into a wall....lol! who's kronixspeed? why so rude in regards to canadians! where are you from cartagena?
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hmmmm i just looked at some of this guy cartagena's last posts on this forum...looks like he has a really bad attitude on here! looks like he deserved the smashing! looks like he lots of bad luck coming his way!
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986Roadster, taking enjoyment in someone else's misfortune is pretty low IMHO. Maybe you need to readjust your thinking.
 
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Thats odd, i didnt see him like that. I see him as a fun loving kinda guy with a hot assistant.

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