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According to the RSX forum post (douchebag == "anyone that has a better car than mine")
So, I'm going to say that my top 10 douchebag cars are...
1. Porsche Carrera GT: You've got to be a serious douchebag to drive a car this great.
2. Pagani Zonda F: 2600 lbs, mid-engine NA AMG V12, Italian style - total douche-mobile
3. Ferrari F430: Please, let me hold that bag to your crotch ma'am
4. Koenigsegg CCXR : C'Mon, it's got a Ford block, douche-arama*
5. Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggara : 4wd, that douchbag can drive when the road is frozen!
(actually, at this point I started to run out of cars I like more than the Boxster S, but I'll still try to keep it funny)
6. 2007 Corvette Z06 : Bah, only a total douche would drive a car with push-rods
7. '03 Camaro SS : (Had to take one from their list) They're right, cars that can affordably be set up to run 10's in the 1/4 mile are only run by the stingiest of douchebags
8. Spec Miata: For the dochebag that wasn't born with a silver paddle shifter in his hand.
9. Damn, I'm going to have to include a 986 S because I can't think of any more cars that I respect enough to poke fun at.
10. BMW E46 M3 : I'd feel bad if I left it out of any list of douchbag cars, even one that isn't for actual douchebag cars.
*note: the CCXR actually uses a custom block based on a Ford block
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