JAAY,
That is too funny ! I actually broke out the sharpie as well. It did help...
Peer,
It sounds like you are dating the wrong women ! Also, if you don't open the door, you can't see if they pass "the test" or not ( rent "A Bronx Tale" if you don't know what I am talking about ) :
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106489/
Nick