[jb92563]

I have an IMS solution. Dead Donkey Approach to IMS risk.

Just drive to your hearts content until the damm thing dies and then auction the car off after its failed, but dont tell anyone the IMS has failed.

Read Below!


Dead Donkey Parable:

A city boy, moved to the country and
bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer
agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer came by to announce, "Sorry son,
but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied,
"Well then, just give me my money back." "Can't do that.
I went and spent it already," confessed the farmer.

Kenny thought for a moment, then decided, "OK then, just
unload the donkey (Boxster) ." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do
with him?" "I'm going to raffle him (Boxster) off." "You can't raffle off
a dead donkey (Boxster) !" argued the farmer. "Sure I can," enjoined Kenny.
"Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,
"What happened with that dead donkey (Boxster)?" Kenny proudly
responded, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at
two ($25) dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00 ($8,000)."

The farmer was stunned. "$898.00 ($8,000)? Hmm Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny replied, "Just the guy who won.
So I gave him his two ($25) dollars back."