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fullthrottle52 · 12-05-2013, 07:10 AM

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy
negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked
him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

I'm so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

I'm so old, I could go tomorrow. As a matter of fact, I hope I do go
tomorrow... I didn't go today.

Who gave us these great one liners?

12-05-2013, 07:10 AM	#43
fullthrottle52 Registered User Join Date: May 2011 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 245	Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with. I'm so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet. I'm so old, I could go tomorrow. As a matter of fact, I hope I do go tomorrow... I didn't go today. Who gave us these great one liners? __________________ 2000 Boxster - Loved and sold 1999 911 Cabriolet - Also loved and sold.