I told my wife the Boxster is for driving and hence, no cupholders needed.
Went further and told her that if she wanted nice cupholders with a decent car attached then it would be better if she drove one of our BMW's (the ultimate latte cruising machine).
Since I was on roll, then I said that what she should really do is hold the cup in her crotch like a guy.
That's when she got mad!